Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #494: Spirit of Exploration

Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by LeadHead, Jan 9, 2017.

  1. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Hello everyone! It's time for the winners of the Free For All Contest!

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    Because of how big the contest was, I've got LOTS of winners!

    First award goes to shivkala for:

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    Caption Posters: Leadhead's making us post our own pictures, boo!

    Next, we give Triskelion a nod for:

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    Data: Dude, where's my shuttlecraft?

    Next, we salute Mojochi for:

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    Data: Query: Munchies?


    Let's stir things up for Mr. Laser Beam:

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    Picard: Do you expect me to talk?

    Doctor: No, Captain Picard. I expect you to die. :devil:



    Randy S. you've got a point there:

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    Data: Seriously?



    Forcing us to acknowledge fact, we have inflatabledalek:

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    Ferengi: Hey, you can't ignore me! This episode happened!



    Don't worry, that'll never happen tharpdevenport:

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    Wesley: "I'm just saying: I don't think it's a good idea to leave a giant display marking all the ship's key areas, sheild generators, and photon torpedo yield out in the open for anybody to see."

    Picard: "We've never had a problem before."

    Wesley: "I mean, it's not even guarded -- there are cooridors to the left and right of it."

    Picard: "We keep guards posted in key areas of the ship including main Engineering when guests are aboard, ensign."

    Wesley: "But what about the other thousand plus people on board? What if somebody kidnapped Geordi, put a camera in his VISOR, and he came in and looked at our shield modulation frequency on this giant helpful sabotage display?"

    Picard: "LOL, that's a pretty big if, ensign. No, I thkink we'll keep all our key important information right out in the open where it belongs."


    Tenacity, I couldn't say it better myself:

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    LaForge: "The ship will explode in 15 seconds."
    Picard: "Isn't there anything we can do?"
    Wesley: "Sir, all we have to do is ..."
    Picard: "Shut up Wesley."


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  2. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Nerys Myk, helping our favorite android figure things out:

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    DATA: Query, does the fact all of my possessions have been removed from our quarters mean we have, to use the human expression, "broken up"?
    D'SORA: No! I'm just Spring Cleaning!!!
    DATA: Ah, do you require assistance?
    D'SORA: Arrrrgh!!!!!!!


    Smellincoffee with important safety information:

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    Picard: Right. Avoid the lavatories on the third deck. Thanks for the warning.


    Jedman67, for making directors go crazy:

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    GEORDI: "Captain, I'm detecting an unusual starship. I think it's the..uh...USS Panavision 35MM..."
    Director: "LEVAR, WILL YOU CUT THAT OUT????"
    PICARD: "Open hailing frequencies, Mr. LaForge!"
    Director: *sigh* "Patrick....."


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    The award goes to Leviathan for:

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    Captains Personal Log: First day on the job and I've separated ship. It was REALLY cool. Small problem...I dont know what the correct order is to get it connected back up. This could cost me my command.

    I KNOW! I'll make the new First Officer do it.

    Captains Personal Log (addendum): Phew, that was close. He thinks it was a "test". That is the LAST time I separate the goddamn ship.



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    And our KBL goes to Finn for:

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    Riker: Leadhead had disappeared in our reality. We won't go back! No funny. No way!


    Many thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to our winners!

    And now, with 2017 up and running, lets see our heroes doing what they love to do, explore the galaxy!

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    Enjoy!
     
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  3. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Picard: Switch the helm and ops stations.

    Riker: Why?

    Picard: Just to make it tough to figure out which is which for the next couple episodes.

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    Terraformer: Welcome to Worthless Lump of Rock 3, where it will be .3 percent more Earthlike in 20 years.


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    La Forge: Lets have a hug, Data!

    Data: Data to transporter room 3. Emergency Beam out.

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    Data: And I was discovered there, attempting to find wi-fi signal.

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    Picard: It is a beautiful sight.

    Data: Yes, Captain, our screensaver is quite aesthetically pleasing.
     
  4. Finn

    Finn Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Thanks for the win

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    Riker: Switch the helm and ops stations.

    Picard: Why?

    Riker: Thanks to an old Academy injury, it's easier for me to put a foot up on on the left station, and I'd rather do it with Data.




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    Beverly: (OS) *steps into engineering and sees them dancing* Crap! Computer, emergency beam out!
     
  5. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk The Ghost of Tom Joad Premium Member

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    WOMAN: Don't worry it's just temporary. Captain Picard will return to his normal size in a few days
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    GEORDI: Woah, you come here to tell me about a Warp Core breach???? Me???? In my house???!!!
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    PICARD: So when will you and Yar be doing the cheer?
    TROI: Cheer, sir?
    PICARD: You know..."Rah Rah! Sis Boom Bah! Goooo! Enterprise!"
    TROI (sigh): I gotta get a different uniform.
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    DATA: This reminds me of something,
    RIKER: Wesley's papier mâché volcano?
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    PICARD: Next time tell LaForge to dump the waste module after we leave orbit.
     
  6. Jedman67

    Jedman67 Commodore Commodore

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    Thanks for the win, @LeadHead (need more Free For All's!)
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    RIKER: "Those skants look so comfy. Maybe I"ll start wearing one."
    PICARD: "I'd better promote you to your own command."
     
  7. tharpdevenport

    tharpdevenport Admiral Admiral

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    Geordi: "Hugs?"

    Data: "Sorry, Geordi, I am programmed in multiple techniques and that is not one of them."
     
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    WOMAN: "Really? You and Riker?"
    TROI: "What is that supposed to mean?"
    WOMAN: *smirk*
     
  9. Mutai Sho-Rin

    Mutai Sho-Rin Crusty Old Bastard Moderator

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    "Bout damn time! Seriously, glad you're back and all is OK. Geriatric mods get all parental at times.
     
  10. Laura Cynthia Chambers

    Laura Cynthia Chambers Commodore Commodore

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    "Officer! Quit watching Deep Space Nine reruns and get back to work!"
     
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    WOMAN: "I don't know what they teach on Betazoid but 9 millimeters is not the same as 9 inches.
    TROI: *elbows Riker*
    RIKER: "Can we not discuss this here..?"
     
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  12. Finn

    Finn Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Counselor's Log: I just had a sudden craving for chocolate.

    If i was you, I'd would obit that. Explaining why something is funny kinda ruins it ;)
     
  13. Laura Cynthia Chambers

    Laura Cynthia Chambers Commodore Commodore

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    Laura Cynthia Chambers Commodore Commodore

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    Data: "Actually, my Academy aptitude test showed I had an equal likelihood of success as either an Operations division officer or a bottomless pit tour guide. So I am fully qualified to lead this away mission..."
    Yar: "Really? And it never crossed your mind even once that somebody was yanking your chain?"
    Data: "No. *frowns* I do not have a chain."
     
  15. Triskelion

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    T4TW Leadhead!
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    Troi:
    And what is this, some sort of terraforming sensing device?
    Scientist: No, it's actually a prototype designed to attract cats with subsonic humming and radiant warmth. It can even detect when they're asleep.
    Troi: Aww, how sweet!
    Scientist: And then it rolls over on them.
    Riker: We'll take it!


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    Geordi: Come on, Data! You'll never be ready for our tightrope act in the ship's Talent Show!
    Data: I am rehearsing being overly distracted by your codpiece, Geordi.


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    Picard: I'm growing bored with Archaeology and Shakespeare. I need a new....um...
    Troi: Idiom, sir?
    Picard: Well I was going to say ladyfriend, but let's keep this rated G. Suggestions?
    Riker: Ice fishing?
    Picard: No!
    Data: Standup comedy?
    Picard: No.
    Yar: Tugging on your jacket?
    Picard: No....
    Geordi: Spanish guitar?
    Picard: Good heavens no.
    Worf: LISTENING TO MY SUGGESTIONS?
    Picard: Wait, what was that thing that Tasha said?


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    Picard: Ever wonder what happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object? Well we're about to find out.
    Data: Actually, both of those operational definitions are too erroneous to draw any relevant conclusions for that hypothetical, sir.
    Picard: I know, Data, but Shakespeare never wrote about big-ass snowballs.
     
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  16. tharpdevenport

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    Yar: "Sure you do, Data, I yanked it last night."

    Riker: "Oh, God -- I can't hear this!"

    Worf: "I could stand to hear a little more."
     
  17. Laura Cynthia Chambers

    Laura Cynthia Chambers Commodore Commodore

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    I was thinking along the lines of a necklace. :ack:
     
  18. huskers57

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    Troi thinking - "Oh my... he is SO cute!"

    Riker thinking - "Oh my... he is SO cute!"

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    Luisa Kim - "We've spent four years working here and have made tremendous progress!"

    Riker - "I am not sure that a large globe of Mars is 'tremendous' progress."

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    Geordi - "Hey BRUTHA!! Gimme five to show your alive!"

    Data - "Geordi... I am NOT alive...therefore I must decline your 'five'."

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    Picard - "Alright... who threw something against the view screen and damaged it?!"
     
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  19. Laura Cynthia Chambers

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    Geordi helps Data test his new affection subroutine.
    Geordi: "Now, the bro-hug protocol..."
     
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    TROI: Listen I'm getting tired of these "slept with Riker" gags. What is so bad about that?

    WOMAN: "Ask Butch behind me."

    YAR: "HEY!"