Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #493: Free For All

Bashir:...so you don't think I should shave my hair and grow a goatee?

Data: No. I learned the hard way that some of us can't pull it off.

 

if he doesnt show up soon i"ll post even more weird pics.

 

Worf: "Intruder alert! Deck twelve, section eight!"

Picard "Identify, Mr. Worf."

Worf: "Sensors are indicating it's a ... chicken?"

Geordi "A chicken?"

Data: "A foul, a hen, a roster, a chook, a cock, a --"

Picard "Shut up, Wesley!"

Wesley: "But I didn't say anything."

Picard: "Data, estimated time of arrival at Starbase 26 that has a KFC and that delicious flavoring?"

 

Worf prepares to order his favorite lunch special, Cream of Gagh Soup (with all-natural flavorings)

 

Dorn: So, where exactly are we?

Burton: The set for main characters who they haven't found a use for, yet.

 

Worf: Are you checking out the reflection of the females passing by behind us again?

Geordi: Heh...What are you talking about...no...

 

LAFORGE: Wait, are we supposed to be writing something down? Shouldn't the data just transfer directly or something?

 

Gerodi: "Hum, this seems like a really important part of the ship if it takes two of us to do this."

Worf: "Indeed."

Geordi: "We should probably never come back here again for about, oh, seven seasons."

 

Worf: How much longer are we going to be in here? It is ...becoming increasingly uncomfortable for a Klingon warrior.

Geordi: I dunno. The Captain said something about Mutai Sho-Rin keeping an eye out for Leadhead.

 

"50 Shades of Beard 2: The Sequel Nobody Asked For"




Riker: "Hey, hey, hey! Somebody get that cock back in here -- I'm not finished yet!"

 

I think its part of the Engineering set, just a different angle.

 

PICARD: "Ah-ah-ah-CHOOOOO!!"
BORG: "Aww crap. Not again!"


RIKER: "At least it's not the Skants again, sir."
PICARD: "I was looking forward to the Skants, Number One."

 

Gerodi: "Hum, this seems like a really important part of Engineering if it takes two of us to do this and none of the regular yellow shirt staff."

Worf: "Indeed."

Geordi: "We should probably never come back to this part for about, oh, seven seasons."

 

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