TNG Caption This! 298: Free For All!

[T'Girl]

Picard: "This look like an establishment that can supply our needs Mr. Data."

Data: "Beer and fat chicks Captain?

Jonathan Frakes: "Oh yeah everyone, ha ha. Real fukking funny."

Picard: "Data, do you have any question about Marti Gras?"

Data: "Yes Captain, why is Counselor Troi accumulating all the beads?"

 

[Triskelion]

I have one rule, Data.
"No fat chicks?"
Make it so.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Data: "Brussel Sprouts at the Stinking Gorn. Are you sure you wish to tempt fate, Captain?"

 

[Finn]

Picard: Is that Tasha going in that brothel?

Data: No

 

[Holdfast]

Darth Vader revisits Mustafar and finds out his suit doesn't cope well with the heat.

 

[inflatabledalek]

Midget Man: Do you think the Fu Man Chu tache will fool them into thinking I'm Chinese?

Amus: Is it 'cause I is black?

Tasha: Wes... would you make the staring at my tits thing a bit less obvious?

Wesley: If you make the "Drugs are bad M'Kay" thing a bit less obvious first.

Locutus: Have you ever thought about Jesus?

 

[shivkala]

While such "gems" as Batman and Robin, Meteor Man, Steel, etc., one can often easily forget another entry into the "Worst Comic Book Movies of All Time from the 90's" category, Baldman and Whitey.

 

[JirinPanthosa]

I'll add a little bit of same-actor fun.

After buying Data's communicator for three dollars, Gul Dukat was able to signal his ship to abort the mission to destroy the Federation before it was ever founded: They had been discovered.

CASSIDY: Ben! Um, this is awkward. It's just you're away on the Defiant so often, and when I met Nikolai on this planet, he thought I was one of the natives.

Dr Soong's robotics work was heavily influenced by Futurama.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Picard: "Evil Spirits be gone by the power of..."

Riva: (thinking) Who the Fuck does he think he is Earnest Angley?

 

[shivkala]

Frederick La Rouque: If you have a milkshake and I have a milkshake and I have a straw and my straw reaches across the room and starts to drink your milkshake. I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!

You know, this might all make sense if Kassidy Yates as a Section-31 intelligence officer, sent to investigate Worf's brother, and then, later, sent to infiltrate the Marquis...

Data: I will make you a deal, Geordi, you don't make an Android reference, and I won't call your VISOR an "eye" phone.

 

[Triskelion]

Here's to Leadhead! Hip Hip!

Tasha: Drugs make you feel good, Wesley.
Scruffy: I'm on break.

Picard: The enemy isn't the other party! It's our own nature! Our own nature!
Riva: Ok, sheesh! All I asked was where's the hoochie mamas.

Troi: All the evil of your people concentrated onto you?
Aramis: Fiesta buffet at the Stinking Gorn.

The French Tickler and his sidekick, Assbot.

 

[T'Girl]

Tasha: Drugs make you feel good, Wesley.

Tasha: "They also make you feel like you're seven feet tall."

(Is Crosby standing on a box in this shot?)

 

[Isis]

Stewart: "The other day you said my delivery was too wooden, and today it's too mechanical. Picky, picky, picky!"

 

[Isis]

Picard misunderstood the meaning of "getting lit over the holidays."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Picard's attempt to market the Hands Free Laserpointer was a unequivocal failure.

 

[Triskelion]

Guinan: Around the world in eighty mother f*in days....
Data: Puttin on the Riiiiiiiiiiitz!

Geordi, Guinan asked me to tell you to stop transporting all the tequila.

Data: When you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. That picture of you and Leah Brahms riding bareback on a unicorn is not in fact real, Geordi, but - a hologram!

Geordi: No shit, Sherlock!

Captain, are you aware that your tank is infested with Venusian sea monkeys?

What are they doing, Data?

They would appear to be giving me the middle flipper.

 

[Isis]

Worst...Trek convention...ever.

Riker (OS): "Deanna, when I found that licorice-scented bubblebath, I thought you'd enjoy it, but you have to read the directions. You use a capful, not the whole bottle."

Once you go machine, anything else is a bad dream.

 

[Isis]

Picard: "What do you mean you forgot to make reservations? The Stinking Gorn has a waiting list a mile long. It's not like I can just slip 'em a few quatloos."

 

[Gary7]

Picard: "Hey, I never said you could borrow from my wardrobe, especially my prized 80's Futurism collection; now take 'em off!"
Riva: "What the hell's wrong with you? These are just some fashionable drapes from the rec room!"

 

[Holdfast]

Enterprise Prom Night threw up some unexpected couples.