Riker: "Gee, that's a nice sunset. Wait a minute....Damn that Wesley! Captain, we've gone atmospheric!"
Picard: "Why didn't we notice before this?!?"
LaForge: "Well, I was asleep."
Data: "Your lectures do have that effect, Captain."
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Riker: "Gee, that's a nice sunset. Wait a minute....Damn that Wesley! Captain, we've gone atmospheric!"
Picard: "Why didn't we notice before this?!?"
LaForge: "Well, I was asleep."
Data: "Your lectures do have that effect, Captain."
Picard: "If that's what it means to be a winner, I would certainly hate to be a loser."
Troi: "Don't worry, you're definitely a winner."
Frakes: "Can I have some Wheatons?"
Wheaton: "You'll have to ask Brian....but watch that pronunciation!"
Picard: "Commander Riker, Mr. LaForge, Mr. Data, I have some shocking news. I believe Deanna Troi, Kristy Henshaw and Jenna D'Sora are planning to take over this ship!"
Riker: "Captain, with all due respect, you need to get laid...badly!"
Troi: "Sorry, I can't help you....I'm not machine-empathic."
Riker: That's not good when the control panel just shows a blinking red box with the words "Software Failure. Press left mouse button to continue. Guru Meditation" followed by a bunch of numbers is it?
Wesley: No.
Dorn: "Haven't you ever heard of 'Fisherman Worf '?"
Stewart: "You're trying to upstage my portrayal of Ahab, aren't you?"
Burton: "I hear that pretty soon they're going to have Marina's character thinking that you're the catch of the day."
Spiner: "Hey, that gives me an idea for a bonus track on my Ol' Yellow Eyes Is Back cd. 'Dorn between two lovers....Feelin like a fool....' "
TROI: Three cheers for Captain Riker! Hip, hip, hooray!
Worf: "This is a blatant travesty."
Picard: "I'm not clear to what you're referring, Mr. Worf."
Worf: "Can't you see, Sir?"
Picard: "No, I can't. What exactly is the problem?"
Data: "Trust me. We do not know what the problem is. Please articulate it to us."
Worf: "I don't understand why it's not already clear to you, but the Lieutenant Commander here is wearing my extra uniform."
Even after Wesley fell asleep for the umpteenth time, Riker wouldn't admit that calculus tutoring wasn't his strong suit.
Deanna was suddenly very sorry that she had agreed to take part in Wesley's holodeck horror fantasy, Deck 13 Part 4: Revenge of the Deck Hands. He had included a transporter malfunction scene that created a composite being that called itself Seuss Addams. She was now being pursued by Thing 1 and Thing 2.
From behind her back came the whisper of a familiar, yet strangely transformed voice.
Gomez 'Cat' Riker: "Ahhh....Querida....Let me show you my moss-covered-three-handled family gredunza!"
Picard: Your mother's coming here?
Troi: That is correct, Captain. And she is most displeased with your apparent lack of progress, in bed. She made it clear that the Troi family must double our efforts.
Deanna Troi's very odd holodeck program:
Riker simulation (in turbolift): "Deanna! Let me in! I...must...have you!"
Troi: "If you want to come in here with me, then answer me these riddles three!"
Bitch of the universe, Deanna Troi on PMS!
Worf: I think I just pooed myself.
Geordi: Oh is that what I smell...
Riker: Wesley pull my finger!
Wesley: Oh hell no...
Picard attempts to do stand up comedy and FAILS!
Troi: <thinking> Damn it Will, take a cold shower!
Picard: Very well, if you can settle this among yourselves by personal combat, I shan't concern myself further.
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