TNG Caption This! 260: Surprise!

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  1. TrickyDickie

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    Riker: "Gee, that's a nice sunset. Wait a minute....Damn that Wesley! Captain, we've gone atmospheric!"

    Picard: "Why didn't we notice before this?!?"

    LaForge: "Well, I was asleep."

    Data: "Your lectures do have that effect, Captain."
     
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    Picard: "If that's what it means to be a winner, I would certainly hate to be a loser."

    Troi: "Don't worry, you're definitely a winner."
     
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    Frakes: "Can I have some Wheatons?"

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    Riker: "Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Jean-Luc stole the cookie from the cookie jar."

    Picard: "Who me?"

    Riker/Geordi/Data: "Yes, you!"

    Picard: "Couldn't be!"

    Riker/Geordi/Data: "Then who?"

    Picard: "Data stole the cookies from the cookie jar..."
     
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    Picard: "Commander Riker, Mr. LaForge, Mr. Data, I have some shocking news. I believe Deanna Troi, Kristy Henshaw and Jenna D'Sora are planning to take over this ship!"
    Riker: "Captain, with all due respect, you need to get laid...badly!"
     
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    Riker: That's not good when the control panel just shows a blinking red box with the words "Software Failure. Press left mouse button to continue. Guru Meditation" followed by a bunch of numbers is it?

    Wesley: No.
     
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    Dorn: "Haven't you ever heard of 'Fisherman Worf '?"

    Stewart: "You're trying to upstage my portrayal of Ahab, aren't you?"

    Burton: "I hear that pretty soon they're going to have Marina's character thinking that you're the catch of the day."

    Spiner: "Hey, that gives me an idea for a bonus track on my Ol' Yellow Eyes Is Back cd. 'Dorn between two lovers....Feelin like a fool....' "
     
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    Riker: "I think I finally found Waldo."

    Wesley: "Well, that and two hundred quatloos will get you a cup of coffee."
     
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    RIKER: Doesn't that mean we're on a collision course?

    WES: I guess.

    RIKER: Should you, I dunno, alter course?

    WES: I guess.

    RIKER: Now, would be a good idea.

    WES: Whatever

    RIKER: Teenagers.
     
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    TROI: Three cheers for Captain Riker! Hip, hip, hooray!
     
  12. Isis

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    Worf: "This is a blatant travesty."

    Picard: "I'm not clear to what you're referring, Mr. Worf."

    Worf: "Can't you see, Sir?"

    Picard: "No, I can't. What exactly is the problem?"

    Data: "Trust me. We do not know what the problem is. Please articulate it to us."

    Worf: "I don't understand why it's not already clear to you, but the Lieutenant Commander here is wearing my extra uniform."



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    Even after Wesley fell asleep for the umpteenth time, Riker wouldn't admit that calculus tutoring wasn't his strong suit.
     
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    Deanna was suddenly very sorry that she had agreed to take part in Wesley's holodeck horror fantasy, Deck 13 Part 4: Revenge of the Deck Hands. He had included a transporter malfunction scene that created a composite being that called itself Seuss Addams. She was now being pursued by Thing 1 and Thing 2.

    From behind her back came the whisper of a familiar, yet strangely transformed voice.

    Gomez 'Cat' Riker: "Ahhh....Querida....Let me show you my moss-covered-three-handled family gredunza!"
     
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    Picard: Your mother's coming here?

    Troi: That is correct, Captain. And she is most displeased with your apparent lack of progress, in bed. She made it clear that the Troi family must double our efforts.
     
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    RIKER: Deanna? A little help here?
     
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    Deanna Troi's very odd holodeck program:
    Riker simulation (in turbolift): "Deanna! Let me in! I...must...have you!"
    Troi: "If you want to come in here with me, then answer me these riddles three!"
     
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    Judo CHOP!

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    Picard: "Gentlemen, we have entered the Ubuntu Nebula."

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    Voice from the turbolift: "Hey! Can you give us another hand here?"
     
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    Despite protests that she'd improved and a daring ploy at taking helm, the senior staff were hell bent on preventing her from crashing another Enterprise.
     
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    Bitch of the universe, Deanna Troi on PMS!

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    Worf: I think I just pooed myself.
    Geordi: Oh is that what I smell...




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    Riker: Wesley pull my finger!
    Wesley: Oh hell no...



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    Picard attempts to do stand up comedy and FAILS!


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    Troi: <thinking> Damn it Will, take a cold shower!
     
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    Picard: Very well, if you can settle this among yourselves by personal combat, I shan't concern myself further.