TNG Caption This! 260: Surprise!

[Jonas Grumby]

Riker: "I've been thinking about it, Wes, and I really think Lefler is more in my league than yours."

 

[Alrik]

Thanks for the KBLA, LeadHead!!!

Troi: "Turn and look at them. Just look. They are full and firm."

Picard: "Stalkers. Deanna, get help."

Picard: "I'm afraid you are going to have to retake the new Psych evaluation."

Geordi: "You shot out of there like a torpedo. What could have possibly been so bad?"

Worf: "Tribbles. An entire room full."

Riker: "Okay, now move the seven of hearts onto the eight of clubs."

Wesley: "Sir, they call it Solitaire reason."

Picard: "As long as we just sit here, inside the nebula, we should be safe."

Data: "Sir, might I ask from what. Sensors did not indicate the presence of any hostile ships in the area."

Picard: "Lwaxana Troi is scheduled to pass through this sector within the hour."

Riker: "In this case, might I suggest we go to silent running."

Picard: "Yes, yes. Make it so."

Troi: "Dang, he found me."

Riker: "You know, for an empath, you really suck at Hide n Seek."

 

[inflatabledalek]

Ro: Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! Someone stole the floor from the turbolift!

Troi: That's what happens when a younger, sexier woman joins the crew. You think it was a coincidence I just managed to crash a shuttle next to a slime monster that could kill Tasha Yar? I'm the ship's babe bitch.

 

[LeadHead]

New Contest is up!

 

[Amasov]

Riker: No, Wes, you aren't allowed to be friends with any of the senior staff on Facebook.