TNG Caption This! 255: Farpoint! Blu-Ray! Free-for-All!

[LeadHead]

Hello and welcome to a very special TNG Caption This! Before we start on the new contest, lets say hi to our winners!

First up to the plate, we have the "Lost in the 24th Century" Award, going to:

Recalculating?! What? This GPS has no honor!

Next, we have the "Hopeless" Award, going to:

Ro: "Look at the sunlight streaming through those window slats! It's noon, you horny bastard! GO HOME!!"

Next, we have the "A Man of many talents, just not bartending" Award, going to:

The drink Worf concocted was so bad, even the holodeck simulation wouldn't stick around.

Next, we have the "I'll get angry PM's from Aragorn for this..." Award, going to:

Riker: "Who is it this week?"
Picard: "Admiral Nechayev."
Riker: "The TrekBBS babe of the week thread has really gone down hill recently."

Next, we have the "Klingons do not Surrender, unless Troi orders it..." Award, going to:

TROI: Worf, please, we're all exhausted. Beverly's arm is cramping, Geordi's fallen asleep behind that visor, and I'm sensing my own rising homicidal intent. Just play. Will is not going to blink first.

Lost of great Photoshops this week!

I just kept going back and forth so many times on this, that I'm declaring two winners!

Troi: I look forward to your reports when we get back to the past.

Worf: This drink should be illegal!

And,

PICARD: And you're quite certain we can't sue?

Nechayev: "Jean Luc, last weekend was wonderful. I haven't been manhandled like that in ages. You were fantastic..."
Picard: "Um...er, Admiral, did I mention Commander Riker would be joining us for this mission update?"

Congratulations to our winners! Many thanks to everyone who participated!

And Now....

The Encounter at Farpoint Blu-Ray Free-For-All!

In Celebration of the TNG Caption This having made it to 250 Threads, (I know we're a few past it, a little late, I admit) I wanted to do something special and something that's never been done in this contest before.
The Rules:

1. You may post and caption any picture from "Encounter at Farpoint" It MUST be in the Blu-Ray Quality. Here's a Linky to TrekCore's Encounter at Farpoint Blu-Ray Screencaps

2. Keep the images from being too big please! 800X600 should be sufficient. (That's what I always do)

3. Caption images you/me/everyone else submitted! Have fun!

In all honesty, I have not decided how many winners we'll have next week. Most likely it'll be at or slightly more than the number we typically have. I'm really excited to see how this goes!

Here's a couple of pictures to get us started!

Enjoy!

 

[LeadHead]

Data: I know I'm not supposed to have emotions, but I HATE the in-flight movie.

Worf: Going to Pink Alert Sir.

Picard: When did we add that?

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Thanks for the win, LeadHead!

Picard: "Red alert! All hands to battle stations!"
Yar: "All weapons ready, Captain!"
Data: "Shields at maximum, sir!"
Troi: "Say, my legs are getting kinda tired. Could I get a stool or something to sit on up here?"

Picard: What the hell? We just installed that last week!"
Blonde woman in back: "This one's going out, too."
Worf: "Ferengi fluorescent tubes are without honor!"

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Data: "Intruder is still closing, captain."

Picard: "Damn, and we still have most of our runtime left. All hands, prepare for more padding."

Picard: [sniff sniff] "What smells like pink?"

 

[Mojochi]

Tasha: (Thinking) Don't let her push any buttons... Don't let her push any buttons... Don't let her...... awww dammit

Picard: They used their Crimson force field!

Worf: We are not strong

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Daughter: Mommy, why is that man in a dress?

Mother: I'll explain it to you when you're older.

 

[Finn]

Thanks for the 'shop win

Worf: Going to Pink Alert Sir.

Picard: When did we add that?

Data: Nero went back to 2151 and killed Reed before they left drydock. Pink's great great granddaughter took his place at tactical....

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Girl:'Mommy, what is that man doing in a dress?'

Mother:"Justin Bieber impersonator dear, and no we're not going to the show.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Data: "Sir what does he mean by The most confusing day on Jersey Shore?.....................Father's Day!!!!!!"

Rest of the Crew howls with laughter.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Man: "Hello, ladies! Like the uniform?"
Woman: "The stiletto heels are a bit much."

 

[Finn]

Picard: They wouldn't let me keep the horse on the ship. So I got this fish.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Picard: "What the deuce! I look out that window, I see stars! I look out this window, I see fish!"

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Picard: Merde! I told the yeoman to use fresh water, didn't I!

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Bailiff: Moar cowbell!!!!

 

[Cakemixo]

Oh the possibilities

Worf: There's Waldo!

Riker: What! Again! Why does satellite always cut out during this part of Rambo?

Picard: I apologize for walking in on the two of you behind that curtain.

Q: Mon Capatain, why the long face? I'll be back over and over again these next seven years to visit you.

 

[bobarino]

Q: Jean Luc get a toupee, the reflection off of your head is hurting my eyes

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Picard: This is the last time I let Lady Gaga install the red alert systems.

...and tailor our uniforms.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Picard: "Let me just bend over and take a look at this--"
Worf: "Captain! Fart joke caption approaching at warp 9!"

Yar: "He's got a point, sir. 'Captain Q' does sound hella cool!"

 

[inflatabledalek]

Picard: Wow, the colours are so vibrant and real, I think we can call the HD remastering a success.

Worf: No, wait... look, the light on that Excelsior class ship is no longer flashing!

Picard: Merde... it's ruined! Quick Geordi, get onto Amazon.com and cancel my season 1 pre-order.

Picrad: You probably need to grow your hair a bit longer if you're planning to comb it forward to hide how it's starting to recede.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Q: Jean Luc get a toupee, the reflection off of your head is hurting my eyes

Picard: "What wear,The Shatner Turbo 2000? , I think you're barking up the wrong tree Q."