TNG Caption This! 254: Season 7; Lets bring it home now...

[jespah]

Recalculating?! What? This GPS has no honor!

For fifty bucks I'll take off the earring.

Data: There appears to be a holographic fly in my drink. It is doing the backstroke.

Now, guess, Will – blonde or brunette?

Not finishing this hand is not gonna give us another season, Worf.

 

[Mistral]

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Worf: "Tasty, but why here?"

Data: "The de-activated holodeck has clearly defined walls and floor. It seemed appropriate for these drinks. They are called 'Harvey Wallbangers' "

Troi: "Wait just a minute..."

 

[Gary7]

Picard: "Well, you were right number one. I found them on holodeck 2, drinking on duty no less. Bugger!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: Blackmail, Number One? Surely there are better ways to achieve promotion?

RIKER: Promotion? I'm using this to ensure I stay as First Officer!!!!!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Riker: "Ah, I recognize that longing, affectionate expression, Captain! You're looking at a picture of the Enterprise, aren't you!"

 

[T'Girl]

Picard: "I'm sorry Number One, but it is carpal tunnel syndrome.

Riker: "Damn!"

")

 

[Gary7]

Nechayev: "We have irrefutable intel that Picard has absconded with ensign Ro and has therefore implicitly relinquished his commission. We would have given you the captaincy commander, but quite frankly we're concerned you'd be preoccupied with trying to track him down, rather than focusing on your orders. Captain Jellico was all too eager to advise me in this matter."
Riker: (thinking) Oh what I'd do for a bat'leth right now.

 

[Isis]

Thanks for the win, LeadHead.

Troi: "Trust me, gentlemen. One sip of this stuff and you'll completely forget that after the holodeck guy finally showed up, he told us he can't fix the problem, we'll have to call the cable guy."

 

[boco]

Riker: Look, Worf, we found your virginity!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Troi: "Okay, we're agreed, then. The first one to get actually falling-down drunk gets to pick the holodeck program."
Data: "I still say this is a bad idea."

 

[Gary7]

Troi: "Okay, we're agreed, then. The first one to get actually falling-down drunk gets to pick the holodeck program."
Data: "I still say this is a bad idea."

Troi: "Why is that, Data?"
Data: "Well for one, I cannot get drunk and would therefore not be allowed to select the holodeck program."
Worf: "You catch on quickly, Mr. Data.
Data: "Secondly, Mr. Worf has been honed by the harshly strong alcoholic effects of Klingon blood wine. That would leave you the obvious one to select the next program, counselor."
Troi: "And what's wrong with that?"
Data: "I do not think I will enjoy a frilly romance novel scenario."

 

[Mistral]

Riker: "Look, there's one right there! Did you see it, Worf?"

Worf: "Commander, I am still not detecting any of these snipes..."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Riker: "Worf! Look!"
Worf: "A group of young Cardassian women skinny-dipping in that pond! Should I sneak a few pictures, Commander?"
Riker: "I don't think so, Worf. I'm not sure what I did imagine Cardassians looked like naked, but...not like that!"

 

[inflatabledalek]

Thanks ftw!

"Look, we've found Stewart Baird! Phasers on kill"

Picard: So tell me... what the hell happened to your 24 character? You got put on an ambulance and were never mentioned again.

Data: We're here to celebrate the fact I'm going to be moved up to third place in the credits for the movies.

Picard: Hey will, look at what I just found on the Redshirttube.com porn site, One Admiral, Two Cups.

Riker: OK, it's time for our weekly poker and bitch about the Captain poker game!

Troi: He's always perving at my tits.

Crusher: Fondling my arse.

Worf: Ignoring everything I say.

Riker: The bald bastard just won't retire.

Geordi: It's lucky we get this time to ourselves to have a good rant about him, otherwise we'd probably kill the bugger.

*Doorbell chimes*

Riker: Who can that be this time of night?

 

[Lanny77]

Data: where's my little umbrella?

 

[zephramc]

Worf: "I just turned 40. I need to go see Dr. Crusher for a physical tomorrow. Any idea what she'll do?"

Riker: "Well... She's going to give you a prostrate exam... She'll put on a glove and put her finger up your... Well let's just say your honor will never be the same after."

Worf: "Perhaps today really is a good day to die..."

 

[Gary7]

Picard: "I just can't... can't believe it."
Riker: "Can't believe what, sir?"
Picard: "They canceled Stargate Universe after only two seasons. It was just starting to get really good!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: And you're quite certain we can't sue?

 

[Isis]

Riker: "Finally, a rare albino mugatu. Let's go in for the capture before it realizes what's going on."

Worf: "Not now. Can't you see what a great self-portrait this will make on Spacebook?"

Ro: ""15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance."

Picard: "What's a cah?"

 

[Isis]

Riker: "That device is wrong. The pit toilet is over there!"