TNG Caption This 239: Full Reverse!

[LeadHead]

Happy Saturday everyone!

First up to the plate, we have the "Welcome to my World" Award, going to:

Picard: "Merde. They drink Tang on this ship like it was water."

Next, we have the "You're on your own" Award, going to:

Riker: "Mr. Worf, perhaps it would have been a better idea to hold the MMA elimination rounds in the gymnasium."

Worf: "I considered that, Commander, but Dr. Crusher and Counselor Troi are holding something called a "pole dancing class" in there right now."

Riker(over his shoulder): "Carry on, Mr. Worf."

Next, we have the "Grand Champion" Award, going to:

Picard: Oh, for god's sake. All I did was straighten my tunic.
Worf: But you did it so smoothly.
Riker: Without being obvious about it!
Geordi: You were flawless, captain! You stoodup, and just like that your hands were sliding down --
Wesley: We can call it the Picard Manuever!
Picard: (rolls eyes)

Next, we have the "Go get em!" Award, going to:

Picard: It makes no sense, in Last Stand I was bald before the wheelchair, but the new film has the young me crippled at the end with a full assortment of follicles! I'm going straight on the internet to discuss this.

Next, we have the "There's no business like show business" Award, going to:

Spiner: oh quit bitching about the eye wear. I'm probably going to end up with corneal damage & skin cancer

We have a Multi Picture Award, going to:

Picard: When did you record these? I don't remember you setting up the holo-cam.

Beverly: Well I always do with any man, I just thought you'd like to have these for yourself

*pause as Picard contemplates the words 'always do' and 'with any man'*

Picard: Well, we best keep them secret, wouldn't do to have people find out about these kind of things...

Data *whispering*: Hey Geordi, I was hacking through the personnel files, and look what I found in the captain's private folder? Reckon I should forward it to the crew?


LATER

Riker: Nice going there, sir!

Troi: Yes, Captain, who knew you ever had that kind of flexibility?

Worf *thinking*: There are some things that one should really not know about your commanding officer...especially what he likes to do with barbeque sauce and a flannel.

Our Photoshop Award goes to:

At first, what might look like a Ten Forward brawl...

ODO(muffled): Let me out of here!!!!!

Thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to all of our winners!

Enjoy!

 

[LeadHead]

Picard ended up looking foolish when the Invisible Vixen disappeared on him.

Riker: It's a bird!

Data: It's a Plane!

Ensign Rager: Could one of you please take me to sickbay?!

Worf had a special welcome for the Romulan Ambassador when he came aboard the Enterprise.

Data: According to these readings, her contract isn't likely to be renewed for a second season...

O'Brien: She stood you up?

Riker: Nope, she's dating Worf.

O'Brien: Ha! That's a laugh- I mean not funny.

 

[Finn]

Miles: I've been unable to teach Deanna how to drive. It's not like she would take the helm anyway.

Riker: I have nothing to say to you anymore.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Worf: "Captain! One does not Bhangra while in the seated position!"

O'Brien: "Y'know the ship's counsellor? I shagged her last night. I shagged her rotten... Who are you again..?"

Riker thinking: "Oh you'll know who I am, and you'll know exactly why..."

 

[Gary7]

Thanks for the Photoshop pick, Leadhead.

Picard: "You put your right foot in, you put your left foot out, and you shake it all about. You do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around. That's what it's all about!"
Worf: "Captain, I think you need to be standing when you do that."

Riker: "Honest Captain, we were all just taking a quick rest on the cargo bay floor. We didn't do ANYTHING ELSE, I swear!"

Worf: "It is MY turn to carve the turkey this year!!"

Data: "There is no doubt about it. The traces of jelly on her cheek are unmistakable."
Riker (OS): "Well, at least we know what happened to my away-mission peanut butter and jelly sandwich."
Data: "Perhaps we should examine her vital signs."
Riker: "Beverly stole my sandwich! Frankly, I just don't give a damned."

O'Brien: "You see, I feel that I would like to move beyond transporter technician to Engineering or Security, something that might even lead to Command."
Riker: "Frankly, Lieutenant, I don't think that's realistic."
O'Brien: "Oh really? So that's the way it's gonna be, is it? Well, maybe it's time I move on. I hear they have a job opening on a deep space station."
Riker: "Well, good luck with that."

 

[Holdfast]

RIKER: She's just the start; the entire Studio 54 universe is merging with ours!

Worf didn't like to be disturbed when rubbing his weapon with his special glove.

DATA: If you give the order, I can snap her neck like a twig.

O'BRIEN: Five times in one night?!
RIKER: Five times in one night.

 

[inflatabledalek]

Picard:... And when I walked in Riker was on the floor like this with Troi looming over him...

Worf: What the hell happened to me?

Riker: I think it was a sex change spacial anomaly.

Worf: BRRRAAAAGGGGAAAAA!

Dorn's contract negotiations for joining DS9 were tough.

Data: Despite all apperances to the contrary the tricorder confirms it, she is an actor.

O'Brien: ...And there's this big debate over who became Cyclonus and who became Scourge, personally I think Skywarp became Cyclonus because they were both purple...

Riker: Last time I sit next to a geek at lunch.

 

[LeadHead]

The untold story of how Picards chaps became assless...

 

[Mojochi]

Thanks for the pick

Worf: Am I going to have to get out the "Show me where Q touched you" doll again?"

Data: Security to cargo bay 3 (Whispers) You better bring the doll

This is what I used for this haircut. Care for one?

Data: Have you tried rebooting her?.... oh...... Well, I'm out of ideas

O'Brien: *Sigh* Let me tell you... I envy you. Never get involved with a coworker. Nothing but headaches

 

[Nerys Myk]

O'BRIEN: Irish coffee? Can't say I've heard of it.

 

[Bob Karo]

Picard: Mr. Worf! Thank goodness you're here. I'm trapped in a bubble of my own imagination. I need you to find the Magical Horn of Perth and play the Ballad of Donovan. That should weaken the imp's resolve...

Worf: Not again. Ensign! Retrieve the Captain's medication!

 

[Mr Silver]

Worf: Nobody comes between me and my butterfingers!

An emergency transport interrupts Picard during foreplay

 

[Gary7]

Picard: "Ha, you got me!"
Worf: "Captain, this is the lamest hiding place I've ever seen. Need I remind you that the objective of the game is to make it difficult to seek the one hiding?"

 

[Supernuke]

O'brien: ...and I thought the problem was in the Heisenberg compensators, but it turns out the problem was actually in power coupling! Can ya believe that? Oh but that's not even the best part! The best part is that Commander LaForge thought...

Riker: Jeez...Guinan! Another round of synthale... (looks at O'brien)...make it two!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Worf: "Captain! Are you back already from your undercover mission to infiltrate the #Occupy Rigel rally?"
Picard: "Up twinkles, Mr. Worf! Up twinkles!"
Worf: "Oh, crap! He's gone native!"

Riker: "Captain, this is not what it looks like!"
Picard (OS): "It looks like you and Commander Data are rolling around on the floor with Ensign Rager in her nightgown."
Riker: "Okay, it is what it looks like. But I can explain!"

O'Brien: "Yeah, Keiko does that too. And I don't have a fuckin' clue how to respond to it either!"

 

[LeadHead]

Worf: Getting into the Cordrazine again, eh Captain?

 

[Isis]

Thanks for the win, LeadHead.

Picard: "Sorry, this yoga class doesn't take walk-ins."

Worf (to self): "This weapon makes a great Spacebook photo, but what I could really use is a set of Ginsu knives.

Data's vampire subroutine still needed work.

 

[Unimatrix Zero]

"I am NOT a merry man!!"

 

[Mistral]

THANKS FOR THE WIN!-Mistral

Miles: "So I've been thinking of transferring to a less dangerous position. I hear DS-9 is hiring..."

Riker: "If you say so..."

 

[Mistral]

Picard: "I'm blaming it on the jazz hands."