TNG Caption This 238: Officers Thinking

[Alrik]

Picard: Ah, Doctor, thank you for coming. I've just found this new Next Generation parody and I think you'll find the final scene very...provocatative."

Crusher: "Wow. That could give a girl a few ideas."

Picard: "*Harumph, rumph, rumph, rumph*"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Buddy Bizarre: What do you think you're doing here? This is a closed set!

Taggart: Piss on you! I'm working for Mel Brooks!

Buddy Bizarre: Not in the face!

Buddy Bizarre: (collapsing) Thank you...

 

[Mojochi]

Picard: We're should change this out before we smoke out of it again

Worf: Best surprise birthday party EVER!

Wesley: You slapped me!

Spiner: oh quit bitching about the eye wear. I'm probably going to end up with corneal damage & skin cancer

 

[Isis]

Worf: "Isn't this Team Edward-Team Jacob thing settled yet?"

Picard (to self): "Being the emperor of this ship isn't bad. Why didn't I think of it before?"

 

[Isis]

Riker: "People, you got it wrong. The song is Ballroom Blitz, not Barroom Blitz."

 

[Honorable Ensign]

Riker to Worf: Ah, if I only had a nickel for every time I walked off a turbolift into a reenactment of "West Side Story."

Crusher: Porn again, Jean-Luc?

 

[SilentP]

Worf: Is this the Earth sport known as Kung Fu Fighting?

Riker: Maybe, but they certainly ain't as fast as lightning.

 

[LeadHead]

New contest is up!

Right this way, please...