TNG Caption This 238: Officers Thinking

[Jonas Grumby]

Guinan (OS): "Pound your partner on the nose! Roundhouse kick, then do-si-do! "
Riker: "That Guinan sure calls one peculiar square dance!"

 

[Supernuke]

Riker: We watched the whole thing on the view screen. Bravo, sir!
Geordi: Congrats sir! You finally nailed Dr. Crusher!
Worf (under his breath): about time!
Picard: Yes, yes. That was rather exhilarating!

 

[Leathco]

Picard: I found this on a dig site in Manhatten, back on earth. There's just a small amount now, but it bubbles and multiplies based on peoples emotions around it. And it does a great trick when you pour it in a toaster!

 

[Gary7]

Picard: And this is all?

Geordi: Yes, sir. That's the last of the real booze onboard.

Picard: That's it! He has to go. Get him off my ship. I don't care if you have to give him one of the shuttles!

Scotty: "Thanks fer everything, lads and lassies! Oh, ya mind if I take that last wee bit o' Tranya with me?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

ODO(muffled): Let me out of here!!!!!

 

[inflatabledalek]

Picard: Right, when I said bring a bottle...

In yet another bold positive pro-homosexuality statement from the same show that brought you The Outcast the producers used the fight as a distraction from the two blokes moving in for a kiss in the top right hand corner...

Riker: Congratulations on your promotion Sir! I guess that means I get to be Captain now?

Picard: Oh I turned it down. I only said I was considering it at all to dangle the carrot of hope in front of your increasingly porky face.

Picard: It makes no sense, in Last Stand I was bald before the wheelchair, but the new film has the young me crippled at the end with a full assortment of follicles! I'm going straight on the internet to discuss this.

Data: So Geordi, when you cleaned out my fluid tanks what did you wind up doing with all that orange goo that came out anyway?

Geordi: Put it in a bottle. The Captain's having a party later and wants me to bring one with me.

 

[Mr Silver]

Picard: This looks like Rigelian diarrhea, where did it come from?
Geordi: Sir, this is the fluidian ambassador...

Picard: I've just found a script for an awful play.
Crusher: Oh?
Picard: Yes, it seems one of the crew has decided to cast Riker in a show about the formation of the Federation where the Commander plays a chef aboard the NX-01 Enterprise.

Guinan's "Country" theme night in Ten Forward turned out better than expected...

 

[Isis]

Picard: "Merde. They drink Tang on this ship like it was water."

Crusher: "OKCupid, Jean-Luc? How could you?"

Data: "A Klingon and a Vulcan walk into a bar..."

LaForge (to self): "Damn, his joke subroutine must be stuck in the 'on' position again."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Geordi: "Captain, your mucus."

Picard: "Thank you Mr LaForge... You try speaking Romulan without a pint of this in your throat!"

 

[Gary7]

Picard: "That's all there's left of him?"
LaForge: "Yes, sir."
Picard: "What a damned shame. I guess I better get this to Beverly before the ceremony."
LaForge: "He sure was a good kid..."

 

[Mistral]

Riker: "Mr. Worf, perhaps it would have been a better idea to hold the MMA elimination rounds in the gymnasium."

Worf: "I considered that, Commander, but Dr. Crusher and Counselor Troi are holding something called a "pole dancing class" in there right now."

Riker(over his shoulder): "Carry on, Mr. Worf."

 

[carlmarx]

Picard: "This...is a cylinder. See how it... I'm sorry, I don't think this is the right script."

Picard: Ah, Doctor, thank you for coming. I've just found this new Next Generation parody and I think you'll find the final scene very...provocatative."

Data: "Let's just say she let me penetrate a weakness in her security perimeter... you know what I'm talking about? Huh? Yeah...you know what I'm talkin about."

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Worf: Is this the Earth sport known as Kung Fu Fighting?

 

[Gary7]

Worf: Is this the Earth sport known as Kung Fu Fighting?

Riker: "Perhaps... but what's the deal with the dancing couple in the corner off to the left?"

 

[Gary7]

At first, what might look like a Ten Forward brawl...

 

[Gary7]

Data: "Geordi, did you ever wonder what those black buttons are for on the outside rim of our seats?"
Geordi: "Ummmm... no."
Data: "Massage and vibration controls. I have mine set to Swedish... you have got to try it."

 

[Starpaul20]

Worf: They got into a debate about a controversial topic sir.
Riker: Let me guess, politics?
Worf: No sir.
Riker: Religion?
Worf: No sir.
Riker: The new Star Trek movie?
Worf: No sir.
Riker: What was it then?
Worf: Pluto's planetary status.
Riker:

 

[CorporalCaptain]

At first, what might look like a Ten Forward brawl...

 

[Finn]

Riker: what's going on?

Worf: Someone wanted to watch The View on his padd and Guinan lost it.

 

[Alrik]

Thanks for the Win Smellincoffee!

Picard: "No Geordi, it shouldn't look anything like this at all. I suggest you see Dr. Crusher right away."

Riker: "Well so much for a quiet night out on the town."

Worf: "Looks like my kind of place."

Picard: "Lights."
Riker: *clap, clap* (lights on)
LaForge: *clap, clap* (lights off)
Troi: *clap, clap* (lights on)
Picard: "Damn it Numbah One, I told you do get rid of that thing and re-engage the voice command."

Picard: "See? The correct pronounciation is right here. Its cra-sant, not cwaah-saunt."
Crusher: "Fuu..."
Picard: "Careful, still the Captain."
Crusher: "..uunny you should point that out."

Data: "She's not half bad in the sack, but my money says she does not last the rest of the year."