TNG Caption This #225: Shut up Wesley!

[Gary7]

Helmsman: "Lt. Worf, was that really necessary?"
Worf: "Yes. It was."

 

[inflatabledalek]

Worf: Was all that time and effort remastering TNG into HD really worth it to watch The Naked Now on our super big TV? I mean, it's shite. I may not even make it through Code of Honor.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Wesley: "Forget third base, I'll stick to the apple pie!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

WES: Whachoo talkin' bout, Willis?

RIKER (through gritted teeth): It's "Will" and you need to call me "Commander Riker".

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Beverly: "Orgasm-inducing eyeglasses? You got these from that little tramp Lefler, didn't you."

 

[Nerys Myk]

WES: Wow, this has been the best Spring Break ever!!!! Thanks for letting me go!

RIKER ( whispering): When should we tell him we sold him to the Orions?

PICARD (whispering): Let's wait for the check to clear.

 

[Gary7]

Wesley: "Guys, it's been so very cool here! These Orions are really treating me like family. They gave me some special drink that turned my skin green..."

Dr. Crusher enters the bridge

Wesley: "But best of all, I'm no longer a virgin!"

Riker: "Dr. Crusher, are you OK? You look like you're about to faint."

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Thank you for the shared win.

Wesley: "Change hands once in a while chief"

 

[Smellincoffee]

Picard: Congratulations! They finally dropped!

Wesley: Hiya, folks! Welcome to the Kids' Power Hour! Today I'll be showing you how to take over engineering and shut down a warp core!
Picard: ...change it.
Worf: It's this or Lieutenant Yar's "Yoga for Seniors" session, sir.

 

[Bob Karo]

Wes: "So, let me get this straight. My own mother is going to hook me up with a highly addictive game that will give me the sensation of having ongoing orgasms? You know, that is just wrong on sooooo many levels."

Wes: ... I didn't tell you to stop.

 

[TigerOfDarkness]

Dr Crusher had had to queue for ages before it was her turn to slap Wesley

 

[Mojochi]

*Smack*

Beverly: Computer, save program & exit. 48 is enough for today

O'Brien: YOU'RE IN A COMMAND UNIFORM???!!!???!!! Chest... seizing...

Picard: Takes us back to Ligos VII, Number One

Riker: I thought that's what we had the geeks for

 

[Vinkula]

This is a bit off-topic, but in which episode did Beverly slap Wesley? I want to watch the episode, even tho I love Wesley

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Sarek, I believe.

 

[inflatabledalek]

Beverly: Vinkula calls themself a fan but doesn't even know what episode this screencap is from... that makes me so MAD!

*SLAP*

Wes: Christ, why is it that whenever anyone pisses you off you always slap me?

Beverly: Vinkula could be bigger and scarier than me. At least I know I could have you in a fight. Ah hell, that Pakled I treated last week left chewing gum stuck to my desk! THAT REALLY YANKS MY CHAIN!

*SLAP*

Wes: GAHHHHH! No wonder I have issues.

 

[Isis]

Worf: "Maybe I jumped into this Starfleet thing a little too fast."

 

[Gary7]

Data: "Psssssst. Commander Riker. I saw it. It's about this long."
Wesley: (thinking) What... are they talking about?

 

[Gary7]

O'Brien: "Oh, hi there Wes. Wait, what the... your rank changed?"
Wesley: "Yeah. They're letting me fill in for Captain Picard while he's away on his Risa vacation."
O'Brien: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!"

 

[Alrik]

*SLAP*

Beverly: "Embarrass me in front of the Senior Staff again and so help me. Now if I catch you sniffing around that shape shifting dignitary, your ass is grass. Got it?"

 

[grabthars hammer]

Beverly: How many times have I told you? You have your OWN underwear!!!

O'Brien: Nice uniform, Wes! I didn't know Starfleet made them in Medium-Birdchest size!

Data: Commander, I feel it is my duty to inform you that should this snooty little dweeb to my right offer me one more suggestion, I will have no choice but to override my anti-violence chip.

Picard: Well, Wes, the bad news is the natives won't allow us to leave without performing a ritual sacrifice on one crewmember.
Wes: And the good news?
Picard: We've decided that crewmember is... oh, it's not important Wes, just take a nap.

Worf: I miss the Borg.