TNG Caption This #162 - 'Follicle Alert'

[Captain Crow]

Data: Tasha, I believe you have misinterpreted what I ment when I referred to "Flash Dance".

 

[Thespeckledkiwi]

Riker: I guess I owe Dr. Crusher a bar of latinum. I didn't know white could be an eye colour.

LaForge: Ass

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Crosby: "Oops, had a bit of a wardrobe malfunction in that scene."
Spiner: "I wouldn't worry about it. They'll censor it in post so discreetly that no one will ever notice."

 

[cooleddie74]

Yet another late 80s heavy metal video shows the power the hair band possesses to change the very physical makeup of things.

 

[cooleddie74]

WILL:"Huh. Guess you were right, Doctor.

Geordi's eyes look more like soft-boiled Ktarian eggs than HARD-BOILED ones."

 

[Triskelion]

Data Jackson: Sam, say hi to the ancients when you ascend.
Geordi: Guess that makes you Teal'c, Worf. And I must be Colonel O'Neil.
Worf: Puh-lease. You're slightly-more annoying Urgo.
Geordi: How about dead General Hammond?
Worf: Still gets more punani than you.

Riker: I'm Colonel O'Neil. You'd better have this checked.
Geordi: Colonel Mayborn?
Riker: No, but maybe you can be that little anemic Nox girl. Better go hit the gym.

 

[jep]

Riker: "Geordi, without your VISOR, can you tell the difference between my penis and a ham sandwich?"

LaForge: "Uh. no Commander, I can't."

Riker: "Here, have a ham sandwich."


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[tharpdevenport]

Bright Light Girl: "GREETINGS!!!"

Random TrekBBS User: "Who are you?"

Bright Light Girl: "I am from the future!"

Random TrekBBS User: "Cool, can you tell us anything about it?"

Bright Light Girl: "It's basically the same; weird Jayson posts, people getting warned, and still no winner for the TNG Caption This #162."

Random TrekBBS User: "Ah."

 

[cultcross]

All done here, contest #163 is up!