TNG Caption This #162 - 'Follicle Alert'

Data: Tasha, I believe you have misinterpreted what I ment when I referred to "Flash Dance".

 

Riker: I guess I owe Dr. Crusher a bar of latinum. I didn't know white could be an eye colour.

LaForge: Ass

 

Crosby: "Oops, had a bit of a wardrobe malfunction in that scene."
Spiner: "I wouldn't worry about it. They'll censor it in post so discreetly that no one will ever notice."

 

Yet another late 80s heavy metal video shows the power the hair band possesses to change the very physical makeup of things.

 

WILL:"Huh. Guess you were right, Doctor.

Geordi's eyes look more like soft-boiled Ktarian eggs than HARD-BOILED ones."

 

Data Jackson: Sam, say hi to the ancients when you ascend.
Geordi: Guess that makes you Teal'c, Worf. And I must be Colonel O'Neil.
Worf: Puh-lease. You're slightly-more annoying Urgo.
Geordi: How about dead General Hammond?
Worf: Still gets more punani than you.



Riker: I'm Colonel O'Neil. You'd better have this checked.
Geordi: Colonel Mayborn?
Riker: No, but maybe you can be that little anemic Nox girl. Better go hit the gym.

 

Riker: "Geordi, without your VISOR, can you tell the difference between my penis and a ham sandwich?"

LaForge: "Uh. no Commander, I can't."

Riker: "Here, have a ham sandwich."


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Bright Light Girl: "GREETINGS!!!"

Random TrekBBS User: "Who are you?"

Bright Light Girl: "I am from the future!"

Random TrekBBS User: "Cool, can you tell us anything about it?"

Bright Light Girl: "It's basically the same; weird Jayson posts, people getting warned, and still no winner for the TNG Caption This #162."

Random TrekBBS User: "Ah."