WILL:"Long story, Geordi.
I lost a poker bet...and Chief O'Brien won't take my trombone."
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WILL:"Long story, Geordi.
I lost a poker bet...and Chief O'Brien won't take my trombone."
Riker: Sorry, but due to Starfleet health care rationing, I'm gonna have to take this back.
LaForge: But I need that shit to see!
Riker: Not my problem. By the way you've got an appointment with a Federation Death Panel tomorrow at 0700. Don't be late.
Riker: "I need to borrow this Geordi. Data bet me a bar of latinum that he can shove this up his ass, and even if I lose, it's a price worth paying just to see it done. No offense."
Riker: We finally got Worf's toilet unclogged. Every Wednesday after Tuesday's Fiesta Buffet. Here's your VISOR back.
Geordi: Keep it. I'll just be blind.
RIKER:"Lying sunnuvabitch.
This isn't a BOOMERANG, Geordi!"
Riker: Hi, Geordi. What's happening?
Geordi: Uh...sir...
Riker: Um, I'm going to have to ask you to go ahead and move your desk again. So, if you could go ahead and get it as far back against that wall as possible, that would be great.
Geordi: No, no, because I was, I was...
Riker: That way, we'll have some room for some of these boxes and things we need to put in here.
Geordi: But...there's...no room...
Riker: And, uh... *sees the VISOR Geordi took from his desk* Oh, there it is.
Geordi: No. It's...it's...
Riker: Let me just get that from you. *picks it up* Great. So if you could just get to that as soon as possible, that would be terrific. Okay? Thanks a bunch, Geordi. Bye.
Geordi: Okay. *muttering* I could set the ship on fire...
DATA: I did suggest that you move out of my way before I jizzed...
RIKER: Have you been stapling the coolant system together with these? No wonder we have so many leaks...
Rker: You can have it back when you cut down on the Drakkar.
DATA:"Curious. It appears Lieutenant Yar is 'phoning home.' "
WILL:"Lemme borrow this for a few minutes, Geordi.
My toilet's plugged up again. Last night was soft taco night."
Fine, fine. Next time Troi shouts out "Nightbird" I'll slap her. Now can I have my VISOR back please?
Alright, this isn't a caption, but has anyone seen this video? When I stumbled upon it, I suddenly thought of our very own Positronic Pimp.
Geordi: "No, commander ... if you throw it like a bommerrang, it won't come back to you. But you might find your replicator panel exploding unexpectedly when you least suspect it..."
Riker: Better like this, or better like this?
Geordi: Sir, that only works for people with poor vision, not with blind people
Little known fact: Dividing by zero in the Star Trek universe causes one to be instantly dissembled and teleported to the next plane of existance
And because I'm bored, a motivational poster version
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WILL:"You look like you're turning into the Hulk.
I'm outta here!"