TNG Caption This #162 - 'Follicle Alert'

[Triskelion]

<Tasha disappears>
Geordi, Data, Worf: <all breathe a sigh of relief>

 

[26138]

Data: One could say we're seeing Tasha's Inner Light.

 

[Alrik]

Worf: "When she said she'd be gone in a flash, she wasn't kidding, was she."

 

[Triskelion]

Data: Nice headlights.

 

[cooleddie74]

DATA:"So THAT is where she hides the halogen lamp when we need it. Fascinating."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Spot won't play with his catnip ball. Data's getting incensed and becoming less effective on the job.

This is our last option. I'm sorry."

 

[jep]

Data: Nice headlights.

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[Triskelion]

Oops! Sorry!

Data: How about some taquitos to go with that corona?

 

[tharpdevenport]

Yar, attempting to show them she can overwhelm them with Kirk-like "awesome", to keep her job, lights up. Sadly, this was seconds before "Action!" was called on her death scene.

 

[Triskelion]

Worf: What is it?
Data: Q bukkake.
Geordi: Yikes.

 

[jep]

LaForge: "The Yar, the Yar, the Yar is on fire!"

Worf: "We don't need no water, let the motherf*cker burn!!!"

Data: "Gentlemen, I feel the need to point out several inaccuracies in your... lyrics."

Worf: "Shut up, tin man."


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[cooleddie74]

DATA:"I believe her last words were...Xanadu...Xanadu."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Data lost the ship's only boomerang, Geordi.

I'm sorry."

 

[Alrik]

Riker: "So?"

Geordi: "Yep. Still blind."

 

[Alrik]

Riker: "Take a pass on the implants....you look better with it on."

 

[Alrik]

Data: "Tasha, I do not think that is what Geordi meant when he asked you to flash him."

 

[jep]

Data: "I warned her to NEVER cross the streams... but she wouldn't listen."


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[jep]

Data: "But she was blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night..."

Worf: "Shut up Data."

Data: "Step off, bitch."


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[galleywest]

"At least," thought Tasha quietly before she died, "it took their attention off the suggestive positioning of the cannon."

Denise: I get it already, my death is canon. Hammer the point home, why don't you?!

 

[jep]

Data: "Are you a Q, Tasha?"

Tasha: "Hell no!!! I like men... and the occasional fully functional android."


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