TNG Caption This #162 - 'Follicle Alert'

[jep]

Data: "This little light of mine, I’m gonna let it shine."

Worf: "Shut up Data."

Data: "Step off, bitch."


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[jep]

Dorn: [Under breath] "I'm telling you Brent, this is all wrong. People don't "ascend" in this series."

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[26138]

Much to his dismay, Captain Picard (and his waxed head) only got second place in the "most reflective body" contest.

 

[jep]

Data: "Geez... what did you load into that cannon Worf?"


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[Browncoat]

All right, tied for Photoshop winner!

Q: What the?! Hmm, I think we've made a bit of a wrong stop. Let's just cut this from the final Dickensian sequence, shall we?

 

[jep]

Data: "Wow, nice headlights Tasha."


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[Triskelion]

What Star Trek fans saw when Tasha took her top off

Riker: Thanks for letting me borrow your sunglasses for my trip to Risa.
Geordi: Nice.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Thanks for the win!

Crosby: "So now, is my ego bigger than Shatner's?"

LaForge: "Commander, you restored my sight, the power of the Q is amazing!"
Riker: "Actually, I didn't use that. I just went back in time and stopped you from ever masturbating."

 

[jep]

Data: "Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light..."


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[scottydog]

Data: "Tasha, you light up every room you're in."

Geordi: "And you're a very bright girl."

Worf: "And you shine in combat training."

LaForge: "You'd make a great Captain Hook."

Riker: "Thanks, Tinkerbell."

Riker: "One more smart-ass remark, Mr. Reading Rainbow, and I'll shove the letter C here right up your caboose."

 

[jep]

LaForge: "Call me Toby one more time and I'm gonna mop the deck with your ass."


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[scottydog]

Dorn: "Why does she get her own dressing room?"

Burton: "She's the star."

Frakes: "Oh yeah? It's a bet. You get more fan mail than me, I'll grow a beard."

 

[Mysterion]

GEORDI: Can i have my VISOR back now?

RIKER: I told you, not until I am done being a smug, superior a-hole with a tritanium rod up my ass.

GEORDI: So...about seven seasons or so, then?

RIKER: Pretty-much. Maybe for a couple of movies, too. We'll see...but YOU won't! Ha, ha, ha...I crack myself up. I really do.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Worf: "Fucking lens flare......"

 

[jep]

Laforge: "I'll have a glass of whatever she had please."


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[Rat Boy]

Cremation...OF THE FUTURE!

 

[jep]

Data: "She went to warp speed without a ship OR a warp engine."

Worf: "Impressive."


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[SRFX]

Data attempts sneezing, with disastrous results.

 

[Gaseous Anomaly]

Data: "I told her I was fully functional."

 

[Triskelion]

Data: Lieutenant Yar, the Fiesta Buffet was for senior officers only.