TNG Caption This #120: "A Star Is Born"

[Rat Boy]

Riker: "Somewhere behind this door is the next caption contest. Be ready for anything."

 

[Nebusj]

Calling on the subject line for inspiration ...

``You keep your feet on the ground and your head on those shoulders of yours and go out, and Worf, you're going out a youngster but you've got to come back a star!''

 

[NathanielM]

Late one Saturday night on the Enterprise, as Wesley Crusher was on duty.

Riker: "Come one Worf, hold that diarreah until i hit the door switch and we enter Wesley's cabin."

Worf: UGHHHHHHHN, Hurry up Commander, I really have to go... and use Wesley's pillowcase!

 

[cooleddie74]

Commander Riker found it increasingly difficult to program the ship's Dance-Dance-Revolution room to come up with routines challenging enough for Lieutenant Worf's nimble Klingon feet.

 

[NathanielM]

cooleddie74 said:

Worf: So is this the Disco Tech on board the Enterprise Commander:

Riker: Yeah, but we can't go in here, the dress is bellbottoms and disco leisure suits! Let's see if i can hotwire it.

Worf: Darn!

 

[Starbreaker]

All coming up on Star Trek: Let's Make A Deal!!!

 

[Sephiroth]

I like to sing-a About the moon-a and the June-a and the Spring-a, I like to Sing-a About the sky so blue or tea for two with you

 

[MrPointy]

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Worf: Hurry up, Commander! I need a Wii for Alexander's birthday and the only EB in this sector has sold out!
Riker: So you're stealing Wesley's?
Worf: He's never gonna use it.

 

[cooleddie74]

"When I override the lock protocols and open the door, run in and take a HUGE dump all over Deanna's rug!"

 

[KJM]

MrPointy said:

Worf: Hurry up, Commander! I need a Wii for Alexander's birthday and the only EB in this sector has sold out!
Riker: So you're stealing Wesley's?
Worf: He's never gonna use it.

 

[cooleddie74]

STARFLEET HOME SECURITY LOCKS



For when keeping a smelly Klingon who has an unnatural fetish for prune juice out of your quarters is top priority.

 

[Guartho]

Picard on Comm: Ok, now everyone use the nearest computer console... Ha! Simon didn't say. Lieutenant Worf wins!

 

[Kegek]

Riker: Somebody's turned the safeties off.
Worf: That was me, commander. This battle will be meaningless without danger.
Riker: Worf, it's a chess tournament.
Worf: Commander, have you ever beaten me at chess?
Riker: No, but -
Worf: Nor has any man who lived to tell the tale. You may die, or you may lose. May the best Klingon win!

 

[NathanielM]

Worf: Hurry up Commander, I am too excited to see Mr. Crusher after my Vacation...

Riker: Me too!