TNG Caption This #120: "A Star Is Born"

[tharpdevenport]

Suddenly, as Riker vigerously fiddled with the controls to get to Picard and Troi trapped in another Holodeck simulation gone ary, he notices Work break out into the Hustle.

 

[cultcross]

At Worf's last promotion, Riker's incorrect holodeck commands removed Worf's chair.

 

[Redshirts_Widow]

Riker: "What are you doing Worf?"
Worf: "Bracing myself for all the fart gags that are coming my way"

or

"What happens to a MC Hammer-loving Klingon when you can't get the door open and tell him to 'Break it down!'"

 

[cooleddie74]

Where will YOU be when your 30-oz. glass of prune juice comes back to haunt you?

 

[scottydog]

Riker: Well, Worf, it appears you really ARE a merry man!

Worf: I will kill you where you stand!

Riker: You mean you'll kill me where you squat!

Worf: These caption contests have no honor!

 

[Ihlecreations]

Worf want horsey now!!! Worf want horsey now!!!!

Take it easy, it's almost ready.

HORSEY NOW!!!!!

 

[Brennyren]

Adam Ihle said:

Worf (singing): You put your backside in, you take your backside out/You put your backside in, and you shake it all about/You do the Hokey-Pokey and you turn yourself around....

Riker (to self): I am getting out of here if it's the last thing I ever do!

Brennyren

 

[Sir Rhosis]

"Even the Klingon boyz gotta shout, 'Baby got back.'"

Sir Rhosis

 

[Peach Wookiee]

Riker: Worf... Are you ready for some combat?!
Worf: It is a Monday night party, sir...
Riker: Bring on the game...

 

[Kurtman]

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Riker: Look, I'm sure you'll fit right in. Now what's on your mind?
Worf: ...the crew are calling me...the green giant.
Riker: *clears throat* A few inches higher, if you don't mind.




I'd be glad if someone would help with the image predicament. (It's edited)

 

[scottydog]

Kurtman said:

Riker: Look, I'm sure you'll fit right in. Now what's on your mind?
Worf: ...the crew are calling me...the green giant.
Riker: *clears throat* A few inches higher, if you don't mind.

 

[Tiberius Jim]

Riker: Okay, the dance training program is just about ready.
Worf: Before today is over, I shall be able to pop, lock AND drop it!

 

[NathanielM]

Riker: Oh god damn it Worf we shouldn't have stopped off at that Taco Bell on Starbase 13!

Worf: Yes, sir! I don't think we'll be doing that again Commander. UHNNNGH...

 

[Gertch]

scottydog said:
Riker: Well, Worf, it appears you really ARE a merry man!

Worf: I will kill you where you stand!

Riker: You mean you'll kill me where you squat!

Worf: These caption contests have no honor!

Especially the last line! I can hear his voice saying it.

 

[cooleddie74]

RIKER:"When I override the door lock and it opens, you rush in as fast as you can and grab as much of Wesley's porno as you can carry!"

 

[Vassa]

LET'S DO THE TIME-WARP AGAAAIN!!

 

[Drob]

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Worf readies himself for his favourite holodeck sport: Quidditch.

Worf: "Today is a good day - to fly!"

 

[cooleddie74]

RIKER:"Sit...sit...STAY. You stay now!


Good Worf."

 

[Spider]

cooleddie74 said:
RIKER:"When I override the door lock and it opens, you rush in as fast as you can and grab as much of Wesley's porno as you can carry!"

I don't know, is it just me or is anyone else a bit unsettled about what they might find in Wesley's porn stash?

 

[cooleddie74]

Spider said:

cooleddie74 said:
RIKER:"When I override the door lock and it opens, you rush in as fast as you can and grab as much of Wesley's porno as you can carry!"

I don't know, is it just me or is anyone else a bit unsettled about what they might find in Wesley's porn stash?

Probably pictures of exposed, naked isolinear circuits. Wesley got less action and had less mojo than Urkel.