TNG Caption This #120: "A Star Is Born"

[tharpdevenport]

Riker: "MR. WORF!!!"

 

[NathanielM]

RIKER: Quick grab Wesley and lets turn that little gay ass little shit into a REAL man...

Worf: Agreed. Klingon Style Commander. That will make the man, if not give him a bigger rear orafice.

Riker: Good idea Worf.

Worf: <grunting> I am prepared Commander. Ooowoof!

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DIE WESLEY DIE! Muahahah!

Nathaniel

 

[DizzyMan]

WORF: "You are not concentrating on your breathing!"
RIKER: "I'm just finding something more upbeat… this spiritual music is awful."

OR

RIKER: "Hang on… I've nearly got the high score…"
WORF: "You cannot do that and meditate."
RIKER: "I SAID hang on."

 

[SciFi75]

Starfleet Regulation #32

All toilets aboard a starship are automatically locked with a fourteen digit security code during an emergency. Please contact your commanding officer to gain access.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Just a few more seconds, Mister Worf...hold on...WAIT..."

WORF:"In the name of Kahless, can you PLEASE hurry? This is my last clean pair of duty trousers!"

 

[LeadHead]

Worf was very upset with Riker when he couldn't properly load Worf's New Holodeck Program, Halo 100

 

[Deckard]

Worf: 'Dammit, Commander, HURRY! To miss this year's "Hobby-Horse" convention would bring great dishonour to my name'
Riker: 'Worf, aren't you forgetting something?'
Worf: '...Shhhiiit!'

 

[cooleddie74]

Friday nights were 'Hardcore Klingon Erotica Night' in Holodeck Two.

 

[Locutus of Board]

Riker:*thinking* When will this moron learn to not brace for anything coming out of the holodeck.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Since we haven't had it for a while...

Where will you be when your diarrhea comes back?

 

[scottydog]

The door to sickbay always seemed slow to open whenever Worf got a batleth shoved up his butt.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Riker had Worf ready and as he entered the code, Worf prepared to beat a locked up Wesley senseless.

 

[cooleddie74]

Here Worf squats...broken hearted...used ten holodeck credits...yet only farted.

 

[Drob]

Dorn's nickname 'ol Turtle Head wasn't because of the ridges.

 

[cooleddie74]

RIKER:"Your head looks like a fanny."

WORF:"Well, sir...yours looks like a potato with hair growing out of it."

 

[NathanielM]

Riker: Damn that's the last time we get drunk with that gay little shit wesley around. I knew he liked taking it to browntown but this is ridiculous.

Worf: Agreed...

 

[cooleddie74]

In 24th century, automatic port-a-potty dumps on YOU!

 

[Mojochi]

Worf & Riker had very different strategies on how to gain access to Deanna's bedroom

 

[cooleddie74]

RIKER:"Ready...set...

SOIL YOURSELF!!!"

 

[NathanielM]

Worf and Riker both had he same idea and had taken too much viagra and decided to pounce Deanna in her cabin