So. This was a thing. A thing I wish wasn't, but a thing nonetheless.
This is the first Marvel movie I have ever absolutely hated. This was a terrible film in every respect. We left comedy behind and went to full on farce. I felt like I was watching Monty Python. Only insulting instead of fun.
I saw reviewers praising Bale's Gorr. But he reminded me of nothing so much as Arnie's Mr. Freeze from Batman and Robin. Pure, unfiltered camp.
I'm embarrassed to have spent money on this. Wow, what a huge disappointment. Crowe had better win a Razzie or two for that Zeus performance, but otherwise I never want to think about anything in this wasted two hours ever again.
Accurate observation.
Too much humor, like "Thor: Ragnarok". Someday, Taika Waititi will have to learn how to overcome his misplaced humor, when it comes to narratives. Nor did I care for Jane's fate and especially the hypocritical response to it. Apparently, her fate was okay with the fans, but Queen Frigga's similar fate in "Thor: The Dark World" was heavily criticized.
All too true, but I'm sure someone will tell you how their fates are "just so different" so how they were perceived was a "fault" of the viewers, not the filmmakers.
The MCU limps along with
Thor: Love and Thunder, a film that overflowing with so much of the assembly line heartlessness of so many of its predecessors. Portman returning amounted to little; her best showing was in the original
Thor, where she was being built to have a life and identity of her own. In this film, she was merely inserted to what end? The development ball was dropped with her so long ago, that beyond the optics of her briefly becoming Mighty Thor, the character lost so much meaning (overall in the MCU) to the point that her death was never going to resonate as anything with emotional weight (or investment) for the audience.
On that note, as I pointed out elsewhere, Thor is anything other than a reflection of the published version's greatest, defining persona (in the hands of Lee/Kirby/Conway, et al.), only coming somewhat close in the first
Thor film. Instead of building on that and understanding that Thor was always an
alien (of sorts) among humans in the grand scheme of things, instead of showing that no matter how much he loved Jane and fought in earth-based conflicts, his true self was exposed & set free in the realm where the earth-bound rarely appeared--substituted by a personality similar to that of some goofy beach-bound dullard, because some whined that he was "boring" in the original film (and its 1st sequel).
Anyone even remotely familiar with Thor's foundational / greatest published era would know that he always stood apart from humans in stature and personality, but now, the majority of his MCU appearances have reduced him to some guy you'd find laughing it up in the bar. Though the MCU is not new to some of its characters losing a strong or even inspirational connection to the source, Thor is now the full-page, textbook example of said loss--Thor more in name only.
GRADE: D, and that's only due to the
idea (but not execution) of introducing Zeus (which should have happened as far back as the 1st sequel).