The Simpsons

Discussion in 'TV & Media' started by Amaris, Nov 14, 2009.


When Did The Simpsons Lose It's Spark/Soul?

  1. Season One

  2. Season Two

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  3. Season Three

  4. Season Four

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  5. Season Five

  6. Season Six

  7. Season Seven

  8. Season Eight

  9. Season Nine

  10. Season Ten

  11. Season Eleven

  12. Season Twelve

  13. Season Thirteen

  14. Season Fourteen

  15. Season Fifteen

  16. Season Sixteen

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  17. Season Seventeen

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  18. Season Eighteen

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  19. Season Nineteen

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  20. Season Twenty

  21. Season Twenty-One

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  22. The Simpsons Is Still Good

  1. Zulu Romeo

    Zulu Romeo World Famous Starship Captain Admiral

    Oct 31, 2004
    And of course Patrick Stewart as Number One. :bolian:
  2. Amaris

    Amaris Abiding Eos Premium Member

    Dec 25, 2002
    United States
    One of my favorite episodes, "Bart After Dark" has some great lines.
    (Forgive my quoting, it's all from memory)

    TV Announcer: "It's Eleven O'Clock. Do you know where your children are?"
    Homer: "For the last time, no! Where is Bart anyway? His food is getting cold... and eaten."

    Belle: "Are you wearing a grocery bag?
    Homer: "I have misplaced my pants."

    Skinner: "Ah, there's no justice like angry mob justice"
    Lenny: "I'm going to burn all the historical memorabilia!"
    Moe: "I'm going to steal me a toilet!"
    Willy: "Ach, there better be two!"


  3. Thespeckledkiwi

    Thespeckledkiwi Vice Admiral

    "It takes two to lie. One to listen and one to tell the lie"

  4. Zulu Romeo

    Zulu Romeo World Famous Starship Captain Admiral

    Oct 31, 2004
    My all-time favourite Marge quote is from "The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson":

    "Mmmm.... if only I didn't already have a pair of shoes..."
  5. Deranged Nasat

    Deranged Nasat Vice Admiral Admiral

    Some of my favourite Mr. Burns quotes:

    "If only we'd listened to that boy...instead of walling him up in the abandoned coke oven"

    "Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun..."

    "Ah, yes, Simpson. I'll have my lunch now. A single pillow of shredded wheat, some steamed toast...and a dodo egg."
    "But I think the dodo went ex-"
    "Get going! And answer those phones, install a computer system, and rotate my office so the window faces the hills!"
  6. CaptainCanada

    CaptainCanada Admiral Admiral

    Mar 4, 2004
    Charlottetown, PEI, Canada
    That one's full of great lines, including possibly my favourite musical number, the "Checkin' In" song: "I should put you away/Where you can't kill or maim us/But this is LA/And you're rich and faaamous!"

    Season 10's Behind the Laughter has a lot of great bits along those lines: "But was the dream really over? Yes, it was. Or was it?"
  7. D Man

    D Man Commodore Commodore

    Apr 14, 2004
    Tropical Minnesota
    ^^^"Homer then found a new and polishing mixing boards."
  8. Broccoli

    Broccoli Vice Admiral Admiral

    May 3, 2001
    "Simpson. Homer Simpson.
    He's the greatest guy in history.
    From the. Town of Springfield.
    He's about to hit a chestnut tree!
  9. Orac Zen

    Orac Zen Mischief Manager Super Moderator

    Mar 14, 2000
    "Come gather 'round children, it's high time ye learns
    'Bout a hero named Homer and a devil named Burns
    We'll march 'til we drop, the girls and the fellas
    We'll fight 'til the death or else fold like umbrellas."

    "Last Exit to Springfield" is probably my favourite episode. That song's one of the many reasons why. :lol:
  10. cultcross

    cultcross #NotAllMods Moderator

    Jul 27, 2001
    This other Eden
    We're game if you are. :D
  11. Garm Bel Iblis

    Garm Bel Iblis Commodore

    Oct 22, 2009
    Des Moines, IA
    When the weight of the world has got you down
    And you want to end your life,
    Bills to pay, a dead-end job,
    And problems with the wife.
    But don't throw in the tow'l,
    'Cuz there's a place right down the block...
    Where you can drink your misery away...
    At Flaming Moe's.... (Let's all go to Flaming Moe's...)
    When liquor in a mug (Let's all go to Flaming Moe's...)
    Can warm you like a hug. (Flaming Moe's...)
    And happiness is just a Flaming Moe away...
    Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away...
  12. tharpdevenport

    tharpdevenport Admiral Admiral

    Mr. Burns: "... feel my vest, feel my vest. Won't you pleeease feeel myyy vest!!!"
    The Beauty & the Beast homaged music builds and ends.
    Mr. Burns: "I really like my vests."
    Smithers: "I gathered as much, sir."

    Bart: Hiding away with Lisa nearby, "Nah nah, nah. Nah nah, nah. Nah nha--"
    Lisa: "Bart, quit it!"
    Bart: "Sorry, but you got to admit it's kind of catchy."

    Bart and Lisa with other kids at Camp Krusty, watching a video tape of Krust the Clown, who is not there (from vague memory):
    Krusty: "Hey kids! Sorry I can't be there, but I am handing off my duties to my good friend--"
    Male dub over: "Mr. Black."

    Smithers: "Oh, I can't take it anymore! I love you, sir!" (I think he then gave him a quick smooch)
    Mr. Burns: "Hot dog. Thanks for making the last moments of my life on Earth awkward."

    Willie: "...aaaaaAAAAAAGGHHHH!!! MAKE WAY FOR WILLIE!!!!!"

    Bart: "I'm Bart Simpsons. Who the hell are you?"
    News Reporter: "Heh, you know little boy -- back in my day we didn't talk to our elders like that."
    Bart: "Well, this is my day, sir."
  13. ALF

    ALF Commodore Commodore

    Mar 12, 2005
    The Simpsons stopped being really funny when they stopped using the A plot B plot formula. Usually there was an A plot with the moral baggage, supported by a (usually waaaay funnier) B plot and they weaved in and out of each other.


    Frank Grimes plot A / Bart owns a factory plot B.
    Marge helps out at the church plot A / Homer finds his face on a Japanese soap package plot B.

    NuSimpsons for the past 10 years or so usually does one plot in one straight line but it meanders so much if you watched the first third and the last third you would have no idea that the plots were connected. [/rant]. That's what happened to the Simps IMHO. Still watchable, but I miss the distinctive plot threads.
  14. HappyDayRiot

    HappyDayRiot Commodore Commodore

    Jul 27, 2008
    Cardiff, Wales
    "An instant classic... but what you didn't see was the unfunny aftermath..."

    Another one of my favourite scenes is in The Secret War of Lisa Simpson:
    "Four out of five, Simpson. Impressive. But you missed your last target."
    *Bart, innocently* "Did I?"
    *Skinner standing next to burnt and smashed husk of car miles away* :guffaw:

    The Trouble with Trillions, Girly Edition and Simpson Tide were what made season 9 great for me. It did have some clunkers though, not least Principal and the Pauper.

    Homer "A trillion dollar bill? Wooooow. That must be worth a fortune."

    And because no one else has posted it yet...

    He'll sting you with his dreams of power and wealth!
    Beware of Scorpio!
    His twisted twin obsessions are his plot to rule the world
    And his employees' health!
    He'll welcome you into his lair
    Like the nobleman welcomes his guest!
    With free dental care and a stock plan that helps you invest!
    But beware of his generous pensions
    Plus three weeks paid vacation each year!
    And on Fridays the lunchroom serves hot dogs and burgers and beers!
    He loves German beer!
  15. tharpdevenport

    tharpdevenport Admiral Admiral

    I can't believe no one has started this yet...

    Marge: "Lisa needs braces."
  16. HappyDayRiot

    HappyDayRiot Commodore Commodore

    Jul 27, 2008
    Cardiff, Wales
    Lenny "Dental plan!"
  17. Garm Bel Iblis

    Garm Bel Iblis Commodore

    Oct 22, 2009
    Des Moines, IA
    Lenny: Dental Plan!
  18. Pemmer Harge

    Pemmer Harge Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

    Jun 19, 2009
    Between the candle and the star
    For me, Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood was the absolute peak. Pretty much everything in that episode is funny, especially this "dialogue":

    Homer: Hmm...ow, pointy!
    Eww, slimy.
    Oh, moving!
    Ah-ha! Oh, twenty
    dollars...I wanted a peanut!
    Homer's brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
    Homer: Explain how.
    Homer's brain: Money can be exchanged for good and services.

    Homer vs Dignity felt like a turning point. I really don't want to think about that episode too much. The show can still be pretty funny, but it definitely lost something over the years. I like modern Simpsons, but I don't love it.
  19. Tyre

    Tyre Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

    Jan 2, 2003
    Somewhere Between Heaven and Hell
    "Don't you know the poem? Water water everywhere, so let's all have a drink!"

    Guy: We tried to tell you these are unmanned oil rigs.
    Krusty: Ah, close the damn thing down, no one's ever going to come.
    Homer: (bursts in the door) Give me 700 Krusty Burgers!
  20. Kegg

    Kegg Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Sep 24, 2009
    Oh god that was inspired. Who would have thought that the best line in the X-Files episode would go to Spock?

    There are many, many great lines in "You Only Move Twice" (Hank Scorpio may just be the best single-time character the Simpsons ever had), but I'll go with this line from Homer, regarding Tom Landry's Hat:

    "Only management-type guys with big salaries like me can afford things like that - wait a minute, guys like me? I'm a guy like me!"