The Missing Line of Dialog that Destroyed Star Trek XI

[Kryton]

OLD SPOCK (at the end): "And THAT, my friends, is why I never bothered to go back in time and save James Kirk."

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Nero: Kirrrrrk!

 

[Nowhere Man]

" I fart in your general direction "

 

[Aragorn]

Scotty: "You can't join our poker game unless you know the password, lad."

Kirk: "Knight Rider: a shadowy flight into the world of a dangerous man who does not exist. Michael Knight, a young loner on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent, the helpless, the powerless, in a world of criminals who operate above the law."

Scotty: "Aye, you passed."

 

[M'Sharak]

"Leonard Nimoy should eat more salsa."

 

[Finnegan]

Kirk: "What I wouldn't give for a restraining device of some kind for these bridge chairs...."

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Nimoy to Quinto: There can be only one.

[TOS Amok Time Fight music begins]

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

William Shatner walks calmly onto the Enterprise bridge (a la right after the Kobayashi Maru training session in Star Trek II) holding a lightsaber and says:

"It's true. I'm the Fifth Cylon, mother frakkers."

 

[Gepard]

William Shatner walks calmly onto the Enterprise bridge (a la right after the Kobayashi Maru training session in Star Trek II) holding a lightsaber and says:

"It's true. I'm the Fifth Cylon, mother frakkers."

Then a giant Shatner head appears next to the ship, and he uses his Superman powers to fly off into space to meet up with John Lithgow, Kristen Johnston, French Stewart and Joseph Gordon-Levitt.

 

[Johnny]

Young Kirk: "I don't need your advice Old Man."
Old Spock: "Really? I died and came back from the dead. What have you got?"
Young Kirk: "I'll save the Universe, again...and again...and again..."
Old Spock: "Damn!"

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

(Pike starts choking on a pretzel)

Kirk: Prepare to initiate the Heimlich Manuever!

Spock: Preparing to initate the Heimlich Maneuver!

Kirk: Initiate the Heimlich Manuever!

Spock: Initiating Heimlich Manuever!

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Nero: You should respect your betters, little insect.

Kirk: I do. You’re merely older.

Nero: Bold words! I shall enjoy feeding them to you.

Kirk: It doesn't take a good Captain to see a bad one. You're sweating.

Nero: You fool. With your shields gone, my Space Squid will tear through the Enterprise like a lightsaber through cheese!

Scotty: And what ye fail to realize is that our ship is dragging mines!

Kirk: It is?

Scotty: Sorry, Ah got caught in tha moment.

 

[Kryton]

"Activate the Omega 13!!!!"

 

[M'Sharak]

"Computer, this is Captain James Kirk of the USS Enterprise. Begin thirty second countdown. Code: leading zero, zero, zero, destruct zero."

 

[Garth Rockett]

GRAND NAGUS ZEK (suprise walk-on cameo): Inconceivable!!

 

[cooleddie74]

ROB SCHNEIDER Crewman: "You can DO IT!!!"

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Rob Schnieder Transporter Chief: Captain Kirk. The Kirkster. The Kirkinator. Makin evil copies.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Nero: If may calculations are right when this spacesquid hits 88 miles per hour we should see some serious S@$t.

 

[trampledamage]

"Computer, this is Captain James Kirk of the USS Enterprise. Begin thirty second countdown. Code: leading zero, zero, zero, destruct zero."

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Kirk: Engauge

Spock:

McCoy:

Sulu:

Chekov:

Uhura:

Kirk: What?

 

[cooleddie74]

CAPTAIB ROBAU:"Why does my ballsack itch like this? I took a shower."