The Missing Line of Dialog that Destroyed Star Trek XI

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau: I have the power!

 

[cooleddie74]

TOM GREEN:"I have a cameo in the film where I suck a cow's teat while wearing Vulcan ears.

Not me. The cow."

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Jack Bauer to Captain Robau: Drop the.... (head explodes)

 

[cooleddie74]

UHURA:"Oh, NO you didn't!!!"

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Uhura after being told to open hailing frequencies 15 times: Why don't you open your own damn hailing frequencies.

 

[cooleddie74]

DANTE HICKS:"I'm not even supposed to BE in the landing party today!!"

 

[Nowhere Man]

Kirk over the adressing the crew Kirk: Hidey,hidey,hidey,hi

The Crew: Hidey,hidey,hidey,hi

Kirk: hodey,hodey,hodey, ho

The Crew: Hodey,hodey,hodey,ho

....ect.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Captain Robau: Looks like we're under attack by...

(puts on sunglasses)

...Romulans.

YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

 

[Aragorn]

Before a sex scene...

Kirk: "Kirk is big, yeah, yeah, yeah! He's not small, no, no, no!"

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Nero: Robaaaaaau!

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

George Kirk: "We're under attack!"

Robau: "Shields to maximum! Fire Jericho Missiles!"

 

[Starlock]

"Aren't you dead?"

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Kirk: My friends the true spirit of Halloween is causing property damage because some stingy bastard wouldn't fork over any candy.

Spock: Captain what does that have to do with our current situation?

Kirk: Absolutly nothing.

 

[Nowhere Man]

Nero about Kirk: " Where does he get all those woderfull toy's"

Mcoy as he sneaks Kirk on the Enterprise:" dead or alive, your coming with me"

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau: Badass!

 

[Kryton]

Echo voice from behind bulkhead: "Captain's log ... <unnnngggghhhh>" *splash, flush* "Ahhhhhhhhhhh...."

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Nero: I will leave you as I left your father, marooned for all eternity on the bridge of a derstroyed starship, burned alive. Burned alive.

Kirk: Neroooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

 

[Garth Rockett]

OLD SPOCK: People assume time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly timey wimey... stuff.

 

[cooleddie74]

NERO:"I'm bald because of a tragic gay bathhouse accident."

 

[Kryton]

"We are both interested in THE FUTURE because that is where you and I will spend...the rest of our lives!"