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The Good, The Bad, and The Cheesiest One-Liners Thread

Prax

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For better or for worse(preferably the latter), what are some one liners you remember?

I've got one to start-
"You shouldn't go fishing today... You won't catch anything."
-Thomas Riker
 
Geordi (Season 1, possibly "The Arsenal of Freedom"): "We've got a bogey at " (some number)
Riker (season 2): "Have we nailed down our little hiccup yet?"

And the real winner is:
Riker (season 1, again, not surprising it it?): "a blind man teaching an android how to paint? That'll make a couple pages in someone's history book"


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(in full context, woot woot)
 
From the Survivor--Star Trek TAS
(After the alien shapeshifter is captured)
Doctor McCoy: I'm glad to see him under guard, Jim. If he'd turned into a second Spock, it would have been too much to take.

Mr. Spock: Perhaps, but then two Dr. McCoys just MIGHT bring the level of medical efficiency on this ship up to acceptable levels
Spock's best clapback ever
 
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“Fate protects fools, children and ships named Enterprise.” - Riker from “Contagion”
 
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I'm partial to the schwarzenegger one-liners-

"Time's...UP!"
-Janeway

"Worf, Destroy that thing"
-Picard

Or the obligatory
"This is gonna take some...time...to explain."
-spoken at the end of every time travel episode.
 
Check out TNG and the beginning of 'Booby Trap', Geordi on a date, awkward perhaps?

"Another coco-no-no?"
 
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