The Good, The Bad, and The Cheesiest One-Liners Thread

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  1. Prax

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    For better or for worse(preferably the latter), what are some one liners you remember?

    I've got one to start-
    "You shouldn't go fishing today... You won't catch anything."
    -Thomas Riker
     
  2. Leutnant Tamara Jagellovsk

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    Cheesy :D

    Get the cheese to sickbay!
     
  3. Qonundrum

    Qonundrum Commodore Commodore

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    Geordi (Season 1, possibly "The Arsenal of Freedom"): "We've got a bogey at " (some number)
    Riker (season 2): "Have we nailed down our little hiccup yet?"

    And the real winner is:
    Riker (season 1, again, not surprising it it?): "a blind man teaching an android how to paint? That'll make a couple pages in someone's history book"



    (in full context, woot woot)
     
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  4. Jonathan Hayes

    Jonathan Hayes Ensign Newbie

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    From the Survivor--Star Trek TAS
    (After the alien shapeshifter is captured)
    Doctor McCoy: I'm glad to see him under guard, Jim. If he'd turned into a second Spock, it would have been too much to take.

    Mr. Spock: Perhaps, but then two Dr. McCoys just MIGHT bring the level of medical efficiency on this ship up to acceptable levels
    Spock's best clapback ever
     
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  5. 1001001

    1001001 I Like the Nightlife, Baby! Moderator

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  6. JonnyQuest037

    JonnyQuest037 Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    I'll go with the one that made me turn off H&I's rerun of VOY last night: "There's coffee in that nebula."
     
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  7. King Bob!

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    “Fate protects fools, children and ships named Enterprise.” - Riker from “Contagion”
     
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  8. Vger23

    Vger23 Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    I can't tell if people posting are saying the lines are good, bad or cheese.
     
  9. King Bob!

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    I imagine it’s in the eye of the beholder. They’re memorable lines, up to the individual reader whether they are good, bad or cheesy.
     
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  10. Finngle Bells

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    ^true


    I don’t believe it was said in the way many like to claim.
     
  11. Prax

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    I'm partial to the schwarzenegger one-liners-

    "Time's...UP!"
    -Janeway

    "Worf, Destroy that thing"
    -Picard

    Or the obligatory
    "This is gonna take some...time...to explain."
    -spoken at the end of every time travel episode.
     
  12. Finngle Bells

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    I got one... when Geordi said “not bad” after Wesley was turned into a grown up...
     
  13. F. King Daniel

    F. King Daniel Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    The "Uh oh!" just before Henry Starling was blown to smithereens.
     
  14. 1001001

    1001001 I Like the Nightlife, Baby! Moderator

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    “This is so fucking cool.”
     
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  15. Lord Garth

    Lord Garth Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    "Go ahead, make my day." Wait a minute, wrong franchise. Let's try this again.

    "He's dead, Jim."
     
  16. at Quark's

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    "Time to start packing!" (Weyoun). (cheesy, imho)
     
  17. JesterFace

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    Check out TNG and the beginning of 'Booby Trap', Geordi on a date, awkward perhaps?

    "Another coco-no-no?"
     
  18. Silvercrest

    Silvercrest Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    "Tuvok, has anyone ever told you you're a real freakasaurus?"
     
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    "Sir, I protest. I am not a merry man!"

    Kor
     
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    Leave it to Janeway:

    "Chronowerx stock is about to crash"

    "Time to take out the garbage."

    "We have to find a way to out-think the Think Tank."
     
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