The Friday Flirt Thread...

[Aurian]

* Leaves business card with Toll-Free Love Number in everybody's cleavage. *

I wonder how I will explain this card to my boyfriend

 

[CorporalClegg]

Just tell him RJD his a specialized plastic surgeon. He'll be down with that.

 

[Plecostomus]

So who's left? HellOOO?

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

*flirts with everyone except squiggs*

*bats eyelashes at Shameless*

Well hello there. Come here often?

 

[Plecostomus]

Oh hello there! How you do'n?

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Well hello yourself.

 

[Plecostomus]

Well hello yourself.

If I said you have a lovely body would you hold it against me?

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Well hello yourself.

If I said you have a lovely body would you hold it against me?

Every night. And sometimes right after we wake up.

 

[Plecostomus]

Well hello yourself.

If I said you have a lovely body would you hold it against me?

Every night. And sometimes right after we wake up.

Sweet. Your place or mine? Oh wait... K'eh and An Officer are still asleep on my sofa.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

We'll see where we end up

 

[Squiggy]

*flirts with everyone except squiggs*

There. Bite it.

 

[Aurian]

^Are you not worried that he actually would?

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

*flirts with everyone except squiggs*

There. Bite it.

Bite my shiny metal ass.

 

[Aurian]

You both have just taken the flirting to a whole new level..

 

[Squiggy]

Shameless is just jealous that I'm universally loved by everyone in here. He wants all the women. I can tell these things. I can read people. I has smartz.

 

[An Officer]

Has anyone seen the tags around here? I think someone wants their own back!

 

[Emher]

...As for flirtations, any of you ladies care for a homemade candlight pasta dinner for two?

Will there be wine?

Of course.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Shameless is just jealous that I'm universally loved by everyone in here. He wants all the women. I can tell these things. I can read people. I has smartz.

I have a laugh.

 

[CorporalClegg]

That's hot.

 

[An Officer]

Face the other way Squiggy!