*strolls in fashionably late*
So how you doin', ladies?
Looks like you have a lovely party going on here... I brought a bottle of Pinot Grigio. Anyone would would like to join me?
sorry I made myself cringe with that one
Of course not.
...absolute flippity-flaming drunk.
I say young man ~ are you attempting to get me a tad tiddley?
Of course not.
...absolute flippity-flaming drunk.
Well it won't *hic* work.
Do you know you have lovely eyes...
Dude, I live in Albuquerque, worked in a real Mexican restaurant, did a lot of bar tending, and know where to get some high-grade (not so legal) Tequila.
I say otherwise. I make a meaner margarita than anyone else in this room and I'm not afraid to prove it.
Now, who here is volunteering to be the judges?
Of course not.
...absolute flippity-flaming drunk.
Well it won't *hic* work.
Do you know you have lovely eyes...
*loads K'eh into basket and hops into elevator*
Hope you like it warm.
*Brushes down dress and returns to chaise longue and lights a cigarette in her holder, passes back of hand over forehead* ~ Eurgh, some peoples' manners
*Brushes down dress and returns to chaise longue and lights a cigarette in her holder, passes back of hand over forehead* ~ Eurgh, some peoples' manners
Don't worry, my dear, I would never treat you that way!
And let *me* light that cigarette for you. Feel free also to put out the ash on top of my bald head, as I will gladly be your ashtray.
I like it ice cold ~ as I like my men *empties ice bucket into Plec's pants*
"Down Boy"
*Brushes down dress and returns to chaise longue and lights a cigarette in her holder, passes back of hand over forehead* ~ Eurgh, some peoples' manners
I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.
That's because you love penis, hate vagina.
We did find a bra one time in our movie theater...and someone panties.
Just...saying Kirk don't forget them.
*loads K'eh into basket and hops into elevator*
Hope you like it warm.
I like it ice cold ~ as I like my men *empties ice bucket into Plec's pants*
"Down Boy"
*Brushes down dress and returns to chaise longue and lights a cigarette in her holder, passes back of hand over forehead* ~ Eurgh, some peoples' manners
Ok so she wasn't drunk enough. Next time going to make it a 20-liter bucket just to be safe.
*shakes ice out of pants*
I'm always up.
Ahh Smoothie. My old pen pal.
I like it ice cold ~ as I like my men *empties ice bucket into Plec's pants*
"Down Boy"
*Brushes down dress and returns to chaise longue and lights a cigarette in her holder, passes back of hand over forehead* ~ Eurgh, some peoples' manners
Ok so she wasn't drunk enough. Next time going to make it a 20-liter bucket just to be safe.
*shakes ice out of pants*
Darn son has returned home ~ have to reliquish control of machine.
Goodnight Gentlemen and Plec
