The Friday Flirt Thread...

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Im only observing and waiting for my marguerita.

You called?

*hands Aurian a margarita the size of my college dorm room*

*note that this drink has TWO straws *

 

[CorporalClegg]

For the record, I can make a better margarita than anyone in here and I challenge anyone who says otherwise.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

I'd join in, but my Flirting chip has short-circuited due to an overload of my ZOMG FAMOUS PERSON ENCOUNTER chip.

 

[RJDiogenes]

* Leaves business card with Toll-Free Love Number in everybody's cleavage. *

Ahhh, retrieves card ~ Hmm "RJ's delight", sounds tempting

I even have a theme song by Starland Vocal Band: "Ahhhh ahhh AHHHHH RJ's Deli-i-ight."

* Leaves business card with Toll-Free Love Number in everybody's cleavage. *

I wonder how I will explain this card to my boyfriend

He knows me. He'll just sigh and shake his head.

 

[Gary Mitchell]

No, I just figured that being wet would turn people on, just like flirting does.

I undid my bra during the movie.

Keep going...it was just getting good.

 

[Braindeer]

No, I just figured that being wet would turn people on, just like flirting does.

I undid my bra during the movie.

This is what happens when I go to movies with one or more hot people in it.

So who's hungry?

I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

 

[RAMA]

*Yawn, stretches*
'Aghh! An Officer what happened last night?'
'I don't know K' but I had my camera'

I didn't know I was into orgies.

No, I just figured that being wet would turn people on, just like flirting does.

I undid my bra during the movie.

This is what happens when I go to movies with one or more hot people in it.

So who's hungry?

Sounds like we need to ice you down too.

 

[Aurian]

Im only observing and waiting for my marguerita.

You called?

*hands Aurian a margarita the size of my college dorm room*

*note that this drink has TWO straws *

Yummy!

 

[Captain Ice]

For the record, I can make a better margarita than anyone in here and I challenge anyone who says otherwise.

I say otherwise. I make a meaner margarita than anyone else in this room and I'm not afraid to prove it.

Now, who here is volunteering to be the judges?

 

[Kirk's_Tights]

No, I just figured that being wet would turn people on, just like flirting does.

I undid my bra during the movie.

This is what happens when I go to movies with one or more hot people in it.

So who's hungry?

I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

That's because you love penis, hate vagina.

 

[Thespeckledkiwi]

No, I just figured that being wet would turn people on, just like flirting does.

I undid my bra during the movie.

This is what happens when I go to movies with one or more hot people in it.

So who's hungry?

I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

That's because you love penis, hate vagina.

We did find a bra one time in our movie theater...and someone panties.

Just...saying Kirk don't forget them.

 

[MANT!]

No, I just figured that being wet would turn people on, just like flirting does.

I undid my bra during the movie.

This is what happens when I go to movies with one or more hot people in it.

So who's hungry?

You are a bold one little lady.. very bold..

 

[Australis]

Zion, what famous person did you meet?

 

[Thespeckledkiwi]

I watched Public Enemies last night and I have never been so drenched in a movie in my entire life.

Johnny Depp was, as usual, an 11/10.

My dear Christian was a 9/10. I hated his hair. It doesn't look good gelled that friggin much. I like to way it looked in Batman <3 When he had his fedora on, though, he went to a 10/10.

Uh...

I am not touching this with a five foot pole. Maybe ten. If Eddie gives it back to me...

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Zion, what famous person did you meet?

Well, it was someone who bore a striking resemblance to Andy Serkis, and, well, as not many people do look like him who are in London leaving St. Pancras underground at that time of day, I guessed that it actually was him. Shorter than I had expected.

 

[K'Ehleyr]

For the record, I can make a better margarita than anyone in here and I challenge anyone who says otherwise.

I say otherwise. I make a meaner margarita than anyone else in this room and I'm not afraid to prove it.

Now, who here is volunteering to be the judges?

Ok I feel obliged to offer my services seeing as all the wine went and I don't fancy beer ~ but I'll take the backrub please goldbug .

Bring on the margaritas chaps (those of you that are not going to the flics with KT that is)... and don't mind An Officer and me taking photos it's just for margarita making research...

 

[Plecostomus]

*slides another 5-liter margarita to K'eh*

 

[iguana_tonante]

*strolls in fashionably late*

So how you doin', ladies?

Looks like you have a lovely party going on here... I brought a bottle of Pinot Grigio. Anyone would would like to join me?

 

[K'Ehleyr]

*slides another 5-liter margarita to K'eh*

I say young man ~ are you attempting to get me a tad tiddley?

 

[TheBrew]

No, I just figured that being wet would turn people on, just like flirting does.

Well, it's the 10% rule. People are 10% hotter when wet.

You should see me after a shower.