The Friday Flirt Thread...

[Messianni]

William Shatner has quite a sausage himself, so I heard.

http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee24/AnOfficer/shatnerweights.jpg

Now he's just aging and bloated.

Give me Chris Pine's er ... pine ...

Aren't you afraid of needles?

I find your attraction to the opposite sex to be sexist and offensive.

Timely and relevant, bravo.

 

[Vulcan Princess]

As for the rest of you lovely ladies -- uh... come around here often?

Why, yes, I do come around here often. I'm apparently a few days late to this thread, though.

 

[Gaseous Anomaly]

As for the rest of you lovely ladies -- uh... come around here often?

Why, yes, I do come around here often. I'm apparently a few days late to this thread, though.

As they say, better late than pregnant.

 

[Vulcan Princess]

As for the rest of you lovely ladies -- uh... come around here often?

Why, yes, I do come around here often. I'm apparently a few days late to this thread, though.

As they say, better late than pregnant.

Well, I don't think mammals can reproduce by parthenogenesis, so I'm okay.

 

[CorporalClegg]

Mmmm ... parthenogenesis ...

I really have to work to get my tongue around that one.

 

[Squiggy]

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

William Shatner has quite a sausage himself, so I heard.

http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee24/AnOfficer/shatnerweights.jpg

Now he's just aging and bloated.

Give me Chris Pine's er ... pine ...

Aren't you afraid of needles?

It'll be like Christmas every night! And sometimes, right after breakfast.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!

IT'S A NEW WAY TO FLIRT! THE 'SHOUTING SPOCK' WAY!

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

*flirts with everyone except squiggs*

 

[Gaseous Anomaly]

Why, yes, I do come around here often. I'm apparently a few days late to this thread, though.

As they say, better late than pregnant.

Well, I don't think mammals can reproduce by parthenogenesis, so I'm okay.

Well we didn't need to know this but it's good to hear they’re a few good girls left!

 

[Zulu Romeo]

William Shatner has quite a sausage himself, so I heard.

http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee24/AnOfficer/shatnerweights.jpg

MY EYES! The goggles do nothing!

 

[Emher]

I might have been seriously disturbed by the sight of Shatnercock if a gorgeous Audi A5 hadn't driven by outisde the window. Truly.


As for flirtations, any of you ladies care for a homemade candlight pasta dinner for two?

 

[An Officer]

Now he's just aging and bloated.

Dude's 78. C'mon.

 

[RJDiogenes]

* Leaves business card with Toll-Free Love Number in everybody's cleavage. *

 

[Zulu Romeo]

* Leaves business card with Toll-Free Love Number in everybody's cleavage. *

But I don't have a cleavage....




..... oh.

 

[captcalhoun]

* Leaves business card with Toll-Free Love Number in everybody's cleavage. *

i find this statement sexist and offensive

 

[RJDiogenes]

I said "everybody." Even Zion.

I do have Caller ID, though....

 

[CorporalClegg]

But screening phone calls is just a pain in the ass.

 

[K'Ehleyr]

Real men don't hide behind shower curtains.

What part of Phantom Pervert do you not understand?

But I don't have a shower curtain ~ hell, I don't even have a shower

...As for flirtations, any of you ladies care for a homemade candlight pasta dinner for two?

Will there be wine?

* Leaves business card with Toll-Free Love Number in everybody's cleavage. *

Ahhh, retrieves card ~ Hmm "RJ's delight", sounds tempting

 

[K'Ehleyr]

*flirts with everyone except squiggs*

*bats eyelashes at Shameless*