Finally current with the show after a few weeks of being behind. So, I gotta say that it was fitting that "Attack on Gorilla City" had a sandy arena, because HOLY HELL was the Wally/Jessie romantic dialogue in that episode
Attack of the Clones-level awful! I'd paraphrase it, but it seems I've successfully forgotten it entirely; I just remember that it was some of the worst scripting I'd heard in a very long time. Just vague nonsense about "really caring for you" because neither of these two actors have anything resembling three-dimensional characters to play. Anyone else remember when Wally was interested in engineering? Yeah, neither do the writers. Wasn't he a college student at some point? Damned if I know at this point.
Also, Jessie must be braindead to get to the end of
Casablanca before asking about which war it depicts (not to mention turning off the frickin'
final scene). Also
also, I don't believe for a moment that
Casablanca is Wally's favorite movie. A guy who never,
ever shuts up about how badly he wants Speed and to be a superhero does not have a story about giving up the girl and quietly walking off to good in the shadows as his #1 film.
Fast Five, I'd buy. Or
Deep Blue Sea.
Anaconda, even.
Top Gun, why the hell not.
Hey, anyone else remember when Clancy Brown was on this show? And didn't die?
I'm confused as to whether being in the Speed Force is a bad thing or not. Didn't Barry have a pretty pleasant interlude there last year? Okay, Savitar might hate it because Evil Does Not Like Good, but then why is everyone else so distraught about Wally being trapped therein?
Some
AV Club commentariat for us all:
HR accepting to be Barry's Best Man was hilarious, and the scene where Jessie embraced him despite him not having anything particularly helpful to say was a really nice moment.
Nice mood lighting across this ep. I liked it overall, especially given the way it teases me with a Wally-free
Flash. Granted, he's not anywhere near as useless a character as Andy Diggle, but the sooner he leaves the main cast roster, the better.