It was definitely weighted towards the safe side, but the only thing that really bothered me was how toned down his disfigurement is. He looked like Ryan Reynolds with some skin-deep burns that healed badly. Some foundation and a wig and I wouldn't look twice at him on the street. Certainly no one is going to be nauseated at the sight of him.
Indeed. I was sure the movie would win back
some of its credibility by having Vanessa chew him out for being a moron, and not knowing a thing about her/women in general, and how put off they'd (not) be by his new face, and was seriously annoyed when she didn't.
Deadpool already subverted the trope that the leading superhero in his movie must be handsome, which Wade definitely wasn't post-transformation.
No?
Not only damned buff, but a perfectly symmetrical face with perfect teeth and a completely normal nose. Compare him to the literal first GIS result for "average looking man":
I bet many women, not to mention
most punk/edgy women, would
prefer Deadpool to that guy. And to a woman already in a relationship with him?
Pfft. Weak sauce, amigos. (A
Toxic Avenger face would have done nicely.)
Complaining that Wade wasn't ugly enough is just nitpicking.
Not when the movie demands we feel (and makes a big plot point of) his mortification/inner pain, it isn't.
I liked the movie fine, and chuckled throughout, but from its utterly conventional plot (ironic that, in a universe created specifically to
avoid cliched metahuman origin stories, this allegedly rebellious one offers
exactly that), to its utterly conventional one-dimensional love interest (an Improbably Beautiful Hooker with a Heart of Gold? only the 4,783rd iteration of
that trope), to its utterly conventional non-dimensional baddie, to its utterly conventional action-heavy climax, to its milder-than-
South Park attitude, I give it a solid
B-.
... Now, a Negasonic Teenage Warhead outing,
that movie I'd watch any day.

(But what happens when she turns 20? Is part of her mutation to be frozen at 18-ish?)