The Current Joke Thread

[Sgt_G]

You know Ironman, but did you ever hear of the other Superhero -- Aluminum Man? Yeah, he's kind of a lightweight when it comes to fighting bad guys, but he can still foil their plans.

 

[Sgt_G]

After hearing all about Ironman, the Tin Man tried to be a superhero, too, but he just didn't have the heart for it.

 

[Oddish]

Jokes aside, the Tin Man was too brutal to be a superhero. The Wizard of Oz, the book, is an extremely violent opus.

But if we're doing materials:
I got a wooden whistle and it wooden whistle.
I got a lead whistle and they wooden lead me whistle.
I got a steel whistle and they steel wooden lead me whistle.
I got a tin whistle and now I tin whistle!