This is brilliant, and I would so wear it if I found one in my size.
The Current Joke Thread
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Her: Who's your favorite literary vampire?
Him: The one in Sesame Street.
Her: He doesn't count.
Him: I can assure you that he does.
Cheers,
-CM-
Him: The one in Sesame Street.
Her: He doesn't count.
Him: I can assure you that he does.
Cheers,
-CM-
Bought these shoes from a guy this morning who, I suspect, may be a drug dealer. I don't know what they're laced with, but I've been tripping all day.
*rimshot*
*rimshot*
What do you call Ramen that you've left in the fridge for too long?
Ramen Burr (a play on Raymond Burr)
Ramen Burr (a play on Raymond Burr)
Probably heard this one but anyway:
One atom says to another....
"Oh no! I think I've lost an electron!"
"Are you positive?"
One atom says to another....
"Oh no! I think I've lost an electron!"
"Are you positive?"
The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
The graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
The graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
The graduate with an arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"
The graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
The graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
The graduate with an arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"
"I think I saw a wolf last night in the woods behind the house."
"Where?"
"No, it looked like the regular kind."
"Where?"
"No, it looked like the regular kind."
There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
Only a fraction of people understand this.
Cheers,
-CM-
Only a fraction of people understand this.
Cheers,
-CM-
What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.
(Apologies for the back to back posts…)
Cheers,
-CM-
A receding hare line.
(Apologies for the back to back posts…)
Cheers,
-CM-
What's a tooth's favorite kind of book to read?
Pulp Fiction
Pulp Fiction
This morning when I arrived at work, my computer was cold....
... someone left Windows open.
... someone left Windows open.
For context this is the definition for dad joke:
en.m.wikipedia.org
And with that here's my dad joke.
What do you call old corn?
Pop corn
Dad joke - Wikipedia
And with that here's my dad joke.
What do you call old corn?
Pop corn
We already have an active joke thread, and people seem to have no problem posting dad jokes there, so I don’t see how we need a second thread for them. I’m going to merge this into the other one.
Q: What's a dad joke?
A: A joke that when dad tells it, the joke's on dad!
A: A joke that when dad tells it, the joke's on dad!
