The Breakup Thread

[AstroSmurf]

^ You know what? I have no idea. We got sidetracked along the way.

And Shameless just proved why he calls himself shameless. Dude...

 

[NickInABox]

I got rid of the little bastard the other day, finally. But he's been texting being all like 'I love you, I love you, talk to me' or 'I really think we're meant to be together' and I'm ignoring him, thinking to myself...
You desperate little shit.

I find it personally upsetting that *I'm* the best the guy can get.

 

[Praetor]

Well, to be fair, the portrait you paint would make it seem like he wasn't that great a catch.

Good for you. You'll thank yourself later.

And, uh, how you doin?

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Glad that you dumped him finally.

And now Praetor's beating me to the punch. I have trained all these people well.

 

[Kail]

Just be so awful and terrible to the person that they will break up with you. I'm a big believer in bridge burning. For example, take them to a motel, have wild and degrading sex, then while they sleep, take off with their clothes. That should do it.

 

[NickInABox]

^ It's finished, meng.

 

[Kail]

Sorry, I didn't read all 10 pages before I posted.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

To be fair, 9 of those pages are mostly me.

 

[TrekkieMonster]

To be fair, 9 of those pages are mostly me.

And that would be unusual how exactly ...?

Love ya. Mean it.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Oh it's not. It's par for the course really.

Yeah i know. Everyone should love me.

 

[Starbreaker]

Doesn't mean we have to like you!

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

You can close your eyes and think of England.

 

[TrekkieMonster]

You can close your eyes and think of England.

A friend of mine in law school used to say that all the time.

 

[TrekkieMonster]

^ Sure. Why not. I did two years ago and don't regret it. However, I try very hard to keep my FB limited to keeping up with friends, family and events. The rest I don't care about. (I did let myself get sucked into Farm Town though.)

I have also reconnected with people I have lost touch with over the years. FB has been really rewarding in that respect.

Okay, so I officially took the plunge. I'm a FaceBooker. So how do I now connect with my GayTrekFriends? Is there a group or something? A secret handshake maybe?

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Yeah but whenever we do the handshake, we get arrested ...

 

[TrekkieMonster]

Yeah but whenever we do the handshake, we get arrested ...

No, no, no ..., I said hand shake.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

I'm using my hands ...

 

[TrekkieMonster]

Your hands, sure. Just left me wondering exactly what it was of someone else's that you were shaking with your hands that was getting you into trouble.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Per a gag order by the DA, i can't answer that question



Heheheheh. Gag order.

 

[Broccoli]

I see you're the kind of person who prefers a dump to be as memorable as it is devastating.

That's why I eat at White Castle.