TFF Line-by-Line

[Brian]

TALBOT: Our new age died a quick death. And the settlers we conned into coming here - they were the dregs of the galaxy. They immediately took to fighting amongst themselves. We forbade them weapons and they soon began to fashion their own.

 

[CoveTom]

DAR: Then it appears I've arrived just in time.

 

[DeVario]

(Sybok's group shows up at Paradise City)

J'ONN: Get away from that transmitter!

 

[CoveTom]

SYBOK: Romulan... Klingon... Terran... Consider yourselves my prisoners.

(Does he say Terran or human?)

 

[DeVario]

^ Terran.

TALBOT: Prisoners? We're already prisoners here on this worthless lump of rock! What possible value would we be to you?

 

[Flying Spaghetti Monster]

Sybok:
Nimbus Three might be a worthless lump of rock, but it does have one unique treasure. It's the only place in the galaxy that has the three of you.

 

[DeVario]

CAITHLIN DAR: I don't know who you are or what you want, but I can tell you this; our governments will stop at nothing to ensure our safety.

 

[CoveTom]

SYBOK: That's exactly what I'm counting on.

 

[DeVario]

SCOTTY: USS Enterprise, shakedown cruise report. I think this new ship was put together by monkeys. Oh, she's got a fine engine, but half the doors won't open, and guess who's job it is to make it right.

 

[CoveTom]

SCOTTY: (continuing, now on screen on the bridge) Borgas frat! "Let's see what she's got," said the Captain. And we found out, didn't we?

 

[DeVario]

UHURA: You'll whip her into shape, Scotty. You always do.

 

[Leandar]

Scotty: Uhura, I thought you were going on leave?

 

[DeVario]

UHURA: And I thought we were going together.

(I think that's the line.)

 

[Leandar]

Scotty: Oh, I canna leave her now, not when she needs me the most.

 

[DeVario]

UHURA: I had a feeling you might say that, so I brought us dinner.

 

[Leandar]

Scotty: Oh lassie, you're the most understanding woman I know.

 

[DeVario]

COMPUTER: Re-re-red alert! Red alert!

 

[LeadHead]

Scotty: I just fixed that damn thing! Shut it off wil ya?

 

[Sparky]

Scotty: I just fixed that damn thing! Turn it off will ya?

Fixed

COMPUTER: RE-

STARFLEET: Red Alert Red Alert. This is a Red Alert, Enterprise Acknowledge.

 

[DeVario]

UHURA: This is Enterprise. Please identify yourself.