TFF Line-by-Line

[LeadHead]

Spock: I have been monitoring your progress.

 

[DeVario]

KIRK: I'm flattered. A hundred points of interest at Yosemite and you pick me!

 

[LeadHead]

Spock: I regret to inform you that the record for free climbing El Capitan is in no danger of being broken.

 

[CoveTom]

KIRK: Who's trying to break any records? I'm doing this because I enjoy it. Not to mention the most important reason for climbing a mountain...

 

[Jeyl]

Spock: And that is?

 

[Flying Spaghetti Monster]

Kirk: Because it's there.

 

[LeadHead]

Spock: uh Captain, I do not believe you realize the gravity of your situation.

 

[Jeyl]

Kirk: (Looks down) On the contrary, gravity is foremost on my mind. Look, I'm trying to make an ascent here. Why don't you go pester Dr. McCoy for a while?

 

[Ziz]

Kirk: (grabs for a rock, his hand slips) On the contrary...gravity is foremost on my mind.

Look, I'm trying to make an ascent here! Why don't you go pester Dr. McCoy for a while?

 

[Jeyl]

^Fix to Spock's quote.

McCoy: Goddam irresponsible. Playing games with life.

 

[LeadHead]

Spock: Concentration is vital. You must be one with the rock.

 

[Jeyl]

Kirk: Spock, I appreciate your concern, but if you don't stop distracting me, I'm liable to be one (slips and falls down the mountain)...SPOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!

RiffTrax: When people come to my funeral, make sure they get the best flight and hotel prices at priceline.coooooooooooom!

 

[Leandar]

Spock: Perhaps 'because it is there' is not sufficient reason for climbing a mountain.

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: I am hardly in a position to disagree! Hey Bones! Mind if we drop in for dinner?

 

[CoveTom]

DAR: Gentlemen, I'm Caithlin Dar.

 

[cooleddie74]

ST. JOHN TALBOT: Oh, yeahhhhh. Our new Romulan representative.

Welcome to Paradise City, my dear. Capital of the so-called Planet of Galactic Peace. I'm St. John Talbot, the Federation representative here...and my charming companion is the Klingon consul...Korrd.

 

[CoveTom]

KORRD: *belch*

 

[cooleddie74]

DAR: I expect that's Klingon for "hello?"

 

[LeadHead]

Talbot: Won't you join us my dear?

 

[CoveTom]

DAR: Nimbus III is a great experiment. Twenty years ago when our three governments agreed to develop this planet together, a new age was born.

(I hope that's right.)