*TAS* Caption Contest 010: WTF?!?!

[The Squire of Gothos]

When the giant redshirt started stomping, the bridge crew flew.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Sulu; So this will blow me up Captain?
Kirk; Yes, literally, I've my eye on the blonde who does your nightshift.

 

[cooleddie74]

"If THIS doesn't render the dumb bastard infertile, Jim...I dunno WHAT will."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Guess who got the circus gig.

 

[TigerOfDarkness]

Hmm, how could one discern a Caitian vampire, anyway? They already have fangs.

Sincerely,

Bill

Exactly.

 

[cooleddie74]

Up, up and awaaaaaaay...

In our technical...our technical...ballooooooooooooooooon!

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"Ever wonder why Starfleet Medical won't cover this procedure, Jim?

You're about to find out. Put on the goggles. And the plastic, soakproof poncho."

 

[WRStone]

Not my type, Slaver-Student ... one-eyed chicks kinda creep me out.

Kirk: A little to the left ... now up ... a little more left ...
McCoy: Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a Rabbi!

Gabler: Damn! Thats@1t is whack!

(Ten points if you get the latter reference ... )

 

[Captain Crow]

So this is what Joan Rivers will look like in the 23rd century.

 

[Shatmandu]

Scotty, in bathroom: "Och, I shoulda flushed at the first sign of trouble ..."

 

[cooleddie74]

The one idea even Sid and Marty Krofft couldn't get baked hard enough on weed to produce.

McCOY:"You'll notice a tingling sensation and warmth.

And possibly some flames and smoke as well."

REDSHIRT:"They couldn't hire a wire-fighting crew for the live action show...but they get one NOW?!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Excuse me, Captain.

I need to go drain the lizard."

 

[TigerOfDarkness]

McCoy: See how powerful this device is - thats the pattern on Sulu's socks.
Kirk: They're really silk?
McCoy: You bet - wait 'till you see his boxers!
Kirk: Uh - maybe not, thanks,

 

[cooleddie74]

"SCREW Kung Fu Grip, Jim...

I'm giving him a Tae Kwon Do Groin!!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Chuft Captain: "'From Bagnar VI with love?'"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Ahhhhhh, how adorable.

And to think...he was just a tadpole-sized parasite climbing into Starfleet officers' ear canals when I last saw him!"

 

[Shawnster]

Renew!...Renew!...Renew!

(You have to be old enough to remember Logan's Run to get the above joke )

Humpf, I'm old enough to be due for this come September

Last day...Capricorn 15's... Year of the city... 2274... Carousel begins

 

[Rat Boy]

Chuft Captain: "Meh, Playboy's been going down hill since they started letting models from the Grebnar Cluster pose for them."

 

[Shatmandu]

Chuft Captain: "Ah, I love a good browneye picture ..."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Sexual Reassignment Surgery in the 23rd Century.