*TAS* Caption Contest 010: WTF?!?!

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So it turns out that Arex's third leg really was a leg after all... much to Sulu's disappointment.

 

[Rat Boy]

Apollo took his frustrations out on the crew still aboard the Enterprise.

 

[Alrik]

Travis Mayweather IV realized that it was an engineering mistake to have the 'sweetspot' of the ship to be the Bridge.

 

[Captain Crow]

Thanks for picking me as one of the winners DS9Sega and thanks to Nerys Myk for posting the picture.

Circumcisions in the 23rd century were sightly complicated.

The designers of Constitution class starships thought it would be a really great idea to have a sunroof on the bridge. After losing several birdge crews they soon realised it wasn't.

 

[Rat Boy]

It's a friggin' cartoon and I can still see the wires.

 

[Mistral]

Thanks for picking me as one of the winners DS9Sega and thanks to Nerys Myk for posting the picture.

"OK, the camera's just about ready. You can give us the money shot anytime."

 

[cooleddie74]

By season 2 of TAS even the budget for imaginary gravity plating had been cut.

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"Damn vasectomy ray.

Can't they make this bastard any SMALLER?!"

 

[Shatmandu]

L'il Kirk: "Never liked him. Blow his fucking balls off."

 

[Nerys Myk]

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Someone's gonna die in this episode and since I'm a black dude, in a red shirt, who isn't a regular it's probably me!!!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Zap it off.

Barbie won't leave him alone unless she has a good reason."

 

[cooleddie74]

REDSHIRT:"Best...Orion...Lamb's Wool...EVER."

AREX:"Who else has the munchies for day-glo food cubes?"

 

[battrekker]

Circumcisions in the 23rd century were sightly complicated.

"Where's rabbi Gornstein when you need him, Jim?"

 

[TigerOfDarkness]

The 2268 remake of Mission Impossible was generally considered definitive.

 

[cooleddie74]

THE CREATURE FROM THE FAIL LAGOON

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"It's called a Hasbroectomy. I zap you with this for ten minutes...you'll have foot peg holes so you can stand in one place even if the ship hits turbulence."

 

[TigerOfDarkness]

Red shirt: We're floating and we've got no shadows! NO SHADOWS! That means we've become vampires!

Arex: Relax - vampires have shadows - it's reflections they don't have.

M'Ress: Maybe on your planet, now look into my eyes...

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Renew!...Renew!...Renew!

(You have to be old enough to remember Logan's Run to get the above joke )

Humpf, I'm old enough to be due for this come September

 

[Redfern]

Hmm, how could one discern a Caitian vampire, anyway? They already have fangs.

Sincerely,

Bill

 

[cooleddie74]

STAR TREK XII:

THE WRATH OF FLUBBER