*TAS* Caption Contest 010: WTF?!?!

[Maurice]

As is the new norm, this first post will be the winners, and the second post will contain the captionable images for this week, making it easier for y'all to punch QUOTE and have at it.

So, without further ado...

While this week's contest is titled WTF?!?! last week's might've just as well been called RTFM, as almost no one seemed to get or notice the special bonus part of the contest (that of making up an episode title to cover all three images), so no double award.


First up, first time TAS Contest winner Nerys Myk says what we were all thinking...

Worst Webcam site ever.

Next, Rat boy makes a great TAS cross-episode reference and avoids yet another schlong joke.

Scotty: "Borgas frat! Stupid inflatable Enterprise decoy!"

Next, thanks to Shatmandu, the Shat gives Nimoy's Spock what he deserves.

Kirk: "Just admit it."
Spock: "Vulcans do not fart."
Kirk: "What, you have an inner-anus no one knows about?"

SPECIAL PHOTOSHOP AWARD
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Goes to captain crow for the crossover episode of sci-fi cartoon shows we all were waiting for. I assume Astro rikes it roggy style!

Astro: Rulu rou rot a riry rice rass!

As for the...

***** Honorable Mentions of the Week *****
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None this time. Sorry, Charlie.


*TAS* Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners

Bad Atom
Cakes488
Captain Crow (x2)
cooleddie74 (x3)
middyseafort (x3)
The Laughing Vulcan (x2)
Mistral (x2)
Mysterion (x2)
Nerys Myk
Outpost4
Rat Boy (x3)
Shatmandu (x4)
Super Grover
TigerOfDarkness

Honorable Mentions
Alrik
cooleddie74 (x7)
John Picard
The Laughing Vulcan (x2)
Mistral
Mysterion
Nerys Myk
Rat Boy
Shatmandu (x2)
Super Grover
TigerOfDarkness (x2)

And next message: our new contest!

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[Maurice]

WTF indeed is going on in these images. Have at.

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

*fap* *fap* *fap*

McCoy: "Now just hold still, Sulu. We'll have those warts burned off in no time."

Spock: "First Officer's Log - Adding LDS to the ship's replicators is not recommended."

 

[Mysterion]

"'Dancing on the Ceiling', my ass! Turn off that Lionel Ritchie music and get back to work!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

KZINTI: Why is it the chicks on these dating sites look nothing like their pictures?

MCCOY:Sorry Sulu, but you can't blame it on shrinkage.

SPOCK: If I were human I believe the proper response would be. "Wheeeeeeeeee!!", if I were human.

 

[Rat Boy]

Chuft Captain: "This is the child I'm sponsoring?"

Lasik eye surgery...OF THE FUTURE!

McCoy: "I may throw up on you."

 

[Hambone]

SULU: Do you expect me to talk?

McCOY: No, Mr. Sulu...I expect you to die!

 

[Tan Ru]

Whoa...........these mushrooms of Scotty's are a lot more powerful than Spock's usual stash..........

 

[Tan Ru]

THIS is Shatner's purposed "Rock Creature"?!?! This will never do, not one bit. This ghastly thing would bring down the production values on what otherwise would be the best Trek film to-date‼

 

[Rat Boy]

The things people will do to get an upskirt shot of M'Ress.

 

[Alpha_Geek]

Chuft Captain: Kzanol, you will now spend all of eternity in the Phantom Zone!

McCoy: Damnit Jim, I'm a Doctor, not an equipment designer, but that black and yellow striping must mean someting!

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Mirror Scotty (How dinna ken it's nae him, what him bein' face down?): Aye lassie, we'll all do ya in Null-G fer yer furry web page video. What's my cut o' the profit then?

 

[Shatmandu]

Hey, a win! Very nice.

In the TAS-era, this is what you get when you go to Google and type in "One-Eyed Trouser Trout."

Kirk: "Just to mess with him, only embiggen his nuts at first."

Arex: "All of my ass cheeks are clenched."

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Arex: "All of my ass cheeks are clenched."

Sulu <thinking>: "Well, I guess that idea backfired."

 

[cooleddie74]

Space Cocaine is a HELLUVA drug...

"Dammit, Jim.

I'm a doctor...not a damn Oompah-Loompah!!"

Again...Space Cocaine?

A helluva drug. Let me restate that.

 

[Mistral]

Arex's race tended to fart pure helium, which led to some unusual side effects.

 

[cooleddie74]

CAPTAIN WONKA:"You STOLE Fizzy-Lifting Synthehol...now the bulkheads and ceilings all have to be cleaned off!!!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Mom!!!! Bobby's shaking my Star Trek Bridge playset again!!!!

 

[Noname Given]

Renew!...Renew!...Renew!

(You have to be old enough to remember Logan's Run to get the above joke )

 

[cooleddie74]

The newly-launched U.S.S. Richter was aptly named.

 

[Alrik]

"Gravity? GRAVITY? We don' need no steeenking GRAVITY."