Contest: ENTER STV.gr Caption Contest #229: The One With Torres' Nipple In It

[Orac]

The truth is out there.

 

[Oddish]

JANEWAY: "Computer, delete the Riker porn program. Run 'Learn the Mambo with Jean-Luc' instead."
COMPUTER: "Program running. Enter when ready."

 

[Oddish]

Wish I knew how to photoshop Janeway into the Picard scene*, but my pixel manipulation ability is severely limited.

*The Riker one too.

 

[tharpdevenport]

 

[tharpdevenport]

Janeway: "Ensign RJDiogenes! Stop watching cat videos and man your post! And wipe that stupid smile off your face!"

Janeway: "Careful, you idiot! I said fire a torpedo along his backside, not up it!"

Ensign Kim: "Sorry, sir, ma'am/sir, I'm doing the best I can."

Janeway: "This is why you'll never get promoted: You really are a Spaceball."

 

[Oddish]

COMPUTER (cheerful voice): "Thank you for pushing the Self Destruct Button. This ship will self-destruct in three minutes."
HARRY: "Uh-oh."

It's like watching the presidential election, and realizing that whoever wins, you lose.

 

[Delta Vega]

Don't you all wish it was me instead of Torres in the nudie pic ?

 

[Delta Vega]

Alright, who stole my fucking piano ?

 

[Oddish]

EMH: "I've done it, Captain! I've completed the first ever successful head swap between a Starfleet ensign and a Pokémon!"
JANEWAY: "That's very impressive, Doctor... but why did you use an Oddish?"

 

[Orac]

Harry wished he'd never read the VOY Story - 5 Words at a Time Thread.

 

[Orac]

New contest! - - > link