Contest: ENTER STV.gr Caption Contest #229: The One With Torres' Nipple In It

Welcome to the all new Star Trek Voyager Caption Contest!

This weeks contest will feature pictures from the 5th season episode of Star Trek Voyager: Drone.

But first, here're th' winners of the last contest:

@IMC Headquarters wins the highly coveted Captain's Choice Award with:



JANEWAY: You know, Chakotay, following the Tuvix debacle, I've learned we can do some weirdly serious shit with the transporter. Coffee shortage? Not anymore! Watch!





SEVEN: Captain Janeway attempted to turn him into a coffee maker.
THE DOCTOR: Hmm. Specializing in Bland Roast?
TOM: Have a care Doc. She mentioned Bald Roast, too.

@A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees gets third prize with:


Hi Jeri.. nice to have you aboard. Have you seen the new People Magazine?

Second Place goes to @TommyR01D with:


Aaaaaaaaaaand swipe left!

And the winner is @Oddish with:


JANEWAY: "Who are you, exactly?"
PERSON ON SCREEN: "I'm you, from 32 years on the future."
JANEWAY: "That's ridiculous, I don't look like that."
FUTURE JANEWAY: "Trust me, after 32 years of eating Neelix's cooking, you will."

Congrabulations!


Here're th' new pictures:








Bonus Picture:

 

After growing tired of Fair Haven, Janeway created a new holo-fantasy...
JANEWAY: "Computer, secure holodeck. Now, run program Gigolo Riker #11."


Tired of being cold all the time, B'Elanna decided to replicate a few oven heating elements, then install them in her quarters.

 

Thank you for the win Orac!

 

Same. And thanks for doing these.


EMH: "This? It's a modern replication of a children's toy that was popular in the 20th century, called a Viewmaster. This particular disk is called Flotter and the Psychotic Penguins."

 

THE DOCTOR: Just having my morning cup of Joe. Why should the Captain have all the fun?

 

Yes Tom, they're real and they are spectacular

 

In our century women shave the hair in their armpits. Behold!


I heard there was a nipple in this thread...


Click. Ha! In before the lock.

 

Torres: "GAWD -- no wonder I can't sleep, the lighting was set to Joe Biden Dictator Speech mode. Wait a second … who's sniffing my hair?"

Creepy Biden: "Go back to sleep..."

 

And at exactly 6 minutes and 37 seconds into the episode Harry soiled his jumpsuit.

 

I would have guessed 1 minute and 47 seconds...

 

Torres couldn't sleep after what happened to Tuvix and she had the strangest feeling she was being watched...

 

Tom (offscreen): "What do you think of my new Looney Toons inspired decor?"
B'elanna: "Th-th-that's all, folks."
Tom: "So you like it, then?"
B'elanna: "I didn't say that..."

 

HARRY: "I'm sorry, Commander, I completely forgot what you wanted me to do."


CHAKOTAY: "It's all right, Ensign. I just told you to depolarize the trans-harmonic microfusion matrix, drain the excess plasma from the multiphase ion coils, cross-connect the pattern buffers with the EPS manifolds, and purge the tertiary deuterium crystallization chamber."


HARRY: "Uhhh... is that the yellow button or the blue button?"

 

"Are you sure this will help my career in Starfleet, if I do a nude holo-shoot?"



"Absolutely -- guaranteed promotion. And call me Weinstein."



"Bullshit."

 

Harry didn't understand what he was looking at. Was it a duck? Or was it a bunny?

 

Doctor: "Every time I raise the camera to take a photo, that blasted blue-bellied nectar eater flies away."

 

EMH: Duck Bunny is real. I have proof.