Contest: ENTER STV.gr Caption Contest #229: The One With Torres' Nipple In It

[Ghost of Christmas Future]

Welcome to the all new Star Trek Voyager Caption Contest!

This weeks contest will feature pictures from the 5th season episode of Star Trek Voyager: Drone.

But first, here're th' winners of the last contest:

@IMC Headquarters wins the highly coveted Captain's Choice Award with:

JANEWAY: You know, Chakotay, following the Tuvix debacle, I've learned we can do some weirdly serious shit with the transporter. Coffee shortage? Not anymore! Watch!

SEVEN: Captain Janeway attempted to turn him into a coffee maker.
THE DOCTOR: Hmm. Specializing in Bland Roast?
TOM: Have a care Doc. She mentioned Bald Roast, too.

@A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees gets third prize with:

Hi Jeri.. nice to have you aboard. Have you seen the new People Magazine?

Second Place goes to @TommyR01D with:

Aaaaaaaaaaand swipe left!

And the winner is @Oddish with:

JANEWAY: "Who are you, exactly?"
PERSON ON SCREEN: "I'm you, from 32 years on the future."
JANEWAY: "That's ridiculous, I don't look like that."
FUTURE JANEWAY: "Trust me, after 32 years of eating Neelix's cooking, you will."

Congrabulations!


Here're th' new pictures:

Bonus Picture:

 

[Crazy 4 Xmas Lights]

After growing tired of Fair Haven, Janeway created a new holo-fantasy...
JANEWAY: "Computer, secure holodeck. Now, run program Gigolo Riker #11."

Tired of being cold all the time, B'Elanna decided to replicate a few oven heating elements, then install them in her quarters.

 

[IMC Headquarters]

Thank you for the win Orac!

 

[Crazy 4 Xmas Lights]

Thank you for the win Orac!

Same. And thanks for doing these.

EMH: "This? It's a modern replication of a children's toy that was popular in the 20th century, called a Viewmaster. This particular disk is called Flotter and the Psychotic Penguins."

 

[Q'OrnamentalDeqor]

 

[IMC Headquarters]

THE DOCTOR: Just having my morning cup of Joe. Why should the Captain have all the fun?

 

[Herbert]

Yes Tom, they're real and they are spectacular

 

[Ghost of Christmas Future]

In our century women shave the hair in their armpits. Behold!

I heard there was a nipple in this thread...

Click. Ha! In before the lock.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Torres: "GAWD -- no wonder I can't sleep, the lighting was set to Joe Biden Dictator Speech mode. Wait a second … who's sniffing my hair?"

Creepy Biden: "Go back to sleep..."

 

[Ghost of Christmas Future]

And at exactly 6 minutes and 37 seconds into the episode Harry soiled his jumpsuit.

 

[Q'OrnamentalDeqor]

And at exactly 6 minutes and 37 seconds into the episode Harry soiled his jumpsuit.

I would have guessed 1 minute and 47 seconds...

 

[Ghost of Christmas Future]

Torres couldn't sleep after what happened to Tuvix and she had the strangest feeling she was being watched...

 

[Adventerprise]

Tom (offscreen): "What do you think of my new Looney Toons inspired decor?"
B'elanna: "Th-th-that's all, folks."
Tom: "So you like it, then?"
B'elanna: "I didn't say that..."

 

[Crazy 4 Xmas Lights]

HARRY: "I'm sorry, Commander, I completely forgot what you wanted me to do."

CHAKOTAY: "It's all right, Ensign. I just told you to depolarize the trans-harmonic microfusion matrix, drain the excess plasma from the multiphase ion coils, cross-connect the pattern buffers with the EPS manifolds, and purge the tertiary deuterium crystallization chamber."

HARRY: "Uhhh... is that the yellow button or the blue button?"

 

[tharpdevenport]

"Are you sure this will help my career in Starfleet, if I do a nude holo-shoot?"

"Absolutely -- guaranteed promotion. And call me Weinstein."

"Bullshit."

 

[Ghost of Christmas Future]

Harry didn't understand what he was looking at. Was it a duck? Or was it a bunny?

 

[Adventerprise]

Doctor: "Every time I raise the camera to take a photo, that blasted blue-bellied nectar eater flies away."

 

[Ghost of Christmas Future]

EMH: Duck Bunny is real. I have proof.

 

[Q'OrnamentalDeqor]

 

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