Contest: ENTER STV Caption Contest #237: The One Where Janeway Snogs an Alien

[tharpdevenport]

7 of 9: Reading off the PADD, "Dear Mr. Kim, here is the secret bisexual aide you requested. It has been thoroughly tested and … transporter room one, lock on to this device and beam out into space immediately!"

Janeway, ease dropping over the comm system.

 

[Oddish]

CHAKOTAY: "Hey, do you know if that new Warp 9.9999994 protostar drive I ordered has come in?"
JANEWAY: "You ordered a protostar drive?"
TUVOK: "Yes. We instructed the mail order company to disguise it as a special order item for Ensign Kim."
CHAKOTAY: "Right. We figured no one would look inside the package that way."
JANEWAY: "Uhhh... yeah, about that..."

 

[Orac]

New Contest! --> Link

 

[Oddish]

Wow, this one went fast.