Contest: ENTER STV Caption Contest #212: The Adventure of Captain Janeway and Leonardo DiCaprio

[tharpdevenport]

"Oh, God, I accidentally looked at my own old lady fingers."

 

[IMC Headquarters]

THE DOCTOR: Hmm... Cuteness readings for Baby Yoda are beyond the tricorder's ability to measure... I wonder how the crew will treat me if I change my appearance parameters to resemble him?

 

[Catarina]

*Tharpdevenport checking Trekbbs to see if Catarina noticed the old lady finger joke.*

 

[tharpdevenport]

LOL, ironically enough, I saw your name and clicked into the thread thinking you had something to say... ;-)

 

[Death Ray]

"Thank you for rescuing me, Katarina. That prick Sybok left me stranded here!"

"Goddamit, another update? Maybe I should switch to Android..."

"Chakotay, next time we're trying one of MY kinks."

 

[Orac]

Holographic fantasies set in the 15th century always got Kate wet.

 

[Tenacity]

Harry, what's taking that report so long?

I've enjoyed our weekend together, but you understand it's my busy time of year.

Yes Santa, I understand.

 

[A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees]

Seven: What are you staring at, ensign?
Kim: Uh, th..th..the comm-badge? I've never seen anything like it.
Seven: Unlikely, since every crewmember one.
Kim <Internal>: Crap! Why did I say that?! Think on your feet, Harry! Think on your feet! This is why I'm still an ensign..

 

[IMC Headquarters]

SEVEN: I am training for CBS All Access...

Poor Harry never suspected Seven of Nine to be so expertly skilled with a bat'leth.

 

[Orac]

Janeway: Here comes Santa Claus.

 

[tharpdevenport]

And suddenly...

...the show jumped the shark.

 

[Orac]

According to tricorder scans the Doctor's presents were rubbish.

 

[Finn]

Captain's Log; I hate it when I lose track of Chakotay whenever we are an away mission in middle of a forest. He blends in...

 

[Qonundrum]

"Dang, I knew Giganta got really tall but that is impressive! Did she ever go out with Apollo?"

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

"I lift up my eyes to the hills-- where does my help come from? My help comes from the LORD, the Maker of heaven and earth." (Psalm 121:1-2 NIV)

 

[Delta Vega]

"So glad Kes left some of her old clothes lying around"

 

[Finn]

"So glad Kes left some of her old clothes lying around"

 

[Orac]

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