Contest: ENTER STV Caption Contest #207: Nevermore

[Orac]

Welcome to the all new Star Trek Voyager Caption Contest!

Here are the winners of the last contest...

First up the Best Fart Joke Award goes to @JirinPanthosa with:

JANEWAY: Wait, what was that? Did you...fart?
DOCTOR: I've been experimenting with a new farting subroutine. I've unfortunately found it...difficult to control.

@Cutie McWhiskers takes the Photoshop Award with..

The history of accidentally leaving an unwanted prop while filming is not a new phenomenon... but I will go out for a coffee...

Third Place goes to @tharpdevenport with..

Harry: "Maaannn, I'm so high right now I think I can see a chick in my quarters."

@JirinPanthosa gets Second Place with..

JANEWAY: I've narrowed the field of potential mates to all males on the ship except for Harry Kim.

And First Prize goes to @tharpdevenport with..

Neelix: "What is this party for anyway?"

Janeway: "It's your Going Away Party."

Neelix: "But I'm not going anywhere."

Janeway: "Oh yes you are..." smiles.

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Here're th' new pictures:

 

[Catarina]

Seven: according to my research where desertion on an alien world occurs with the opposite sex, we must engage in an awkward attempt with a crewman we wouldn't on the ship. Take off your clothes.

 

[Catarina]

Paris: I want to tell you to get the stick out of your ass--except he's standing right here.

Tuvok: Vulcans do not dance. *Pinch out*

 

[JirinPanthosa]

JANEWAY: Seven, after you finish the sculpture you're not supposed to assimilate it.
SEVEN: But you told me to sculpt what I know.

JANEWAY: You'd be surprised what you can do on the holodeck. After I finished my apprenticeship with Master Davinci, I took the program in, let's say, other directions.

JANEWAY: Yes Mr Paris, I thoroughly enjoyed your completed Maquis rebellion holonovel. Hoooo-wow...

SEVEN: Tuvok, I must insist you teach me ballroom dancing!
TUVOK: Let...go...you're hurting me!

SEVEN: Commander, I can't help but notice these rocks look strikingly similar to the rocks we saw on the last planet.
TUVOK: Best not to call attention to it.

 

[Delta Vega]

I've been expecting you Mr Bond. . . .

 

[Nerys Myk]

SEVEN: I will be sure to will the annual costume contest with this Freddy Krueger costume

 

[Delta Vega]

When the tune "Lambada" came on the radio, Tuvok and Seven got lost in the moment

 

[Tenacity]

Tuvok: "Fracture my spine, and swear that you're mine."

As they danced to the Masochism Tango

 

[tharpdevenport]

Admiral (off screen): "Captain Janeway, did you wipe the computer core to hide incriminating evidence?"

Janeway: "You mean with ... a cloth?"

Admiral (off screen): "No. You sound like a stupid fucking dumbass who thinks people are retarded bastards."

Tuvok: "Wait -- are we dancing or struggling for control of the shuttle?"

7 of 9: "Can't it be both?> I find doing two things at once to be a more efficient way to utilize time."

 

[Nerys Myk]

JANEWAY: Oh, blankie you're still my best friend. I hear by promote you to Lt. Blankie!
HARRY: Hey!!!!

 

[Orac]

Tuvok: Where'd th' cheese go?
7: I don't know.

 

[IMC Headquarters]

SEVEN: Why am I sculpting a replica of Commander Data's head?

JANEWAY: I'm going to wrap it in this cloth and send it to Jean-Luc. Q gave me the idea.

 

[IMC Headquarters]

SEVEN: Where did you find this excellent sculpting medium, Captain?

JANEWAY: Remember those puppies Q dropped off?

 

[IMC Headquarters]

SEVEN: You said I would like the Vasquez Rocks. Well I do not.

 

[IMC Headquarters]

CLAY HEAD: I reveal my True Self unto my God!
SEVEN: Your worship is irrelevant...but welcome.

 

[IMC Headquarters]

JANEWAY: Oops! Excuse me. Bad beans. I could melt duranium bulkheads in my day...

 

[IMC Headquarters]

SEVEN: I know this shape... I've seen it before somewhere...

JANEWAY: SPOILER ALERT! Devil's Tower, Wyoming, USA, Earth, is the answer you're looking for.

 

[Orac]

Chakotay: Lets play Star Trek. I'll be Captain Janeway.
Tom: I wanna be the Captain!
Kate: I'll be Number Two. (Makes fart noise)

 

[Qonundrum]

Chakotay: "Now that we time traveled back to 1972, there's this movie I want to show you."
Janeway: "Okay. What is it?"
Chakotay: "It's a work of fiction recorded on some form of storage medium that can be shown anywhere like our show but that's not important right now. The movie's title is 'Dee--'"
Paris: (coughs) "Say that three times and Q will come pester us forevermore. Remember that visit when he wanted to reenact cheesy civil war simulations? Let's fast forward 14 years and show her 'Beetlejuice' instead."

 

[Delta Vega]

Hello . . . . . . . . .is it me you're looking for ?