Contest: ENTER STV Caption Contest #206: When Holograms Attack!

[Orac]

Welcome to the 206th Star Trek Voyager Caption Contest!

Here are the winners of the 205th Contest:

First up the Captains Choice Award goes to @Ryan Thomas Riddle with:

Chakotay: I crap bigger'n you, kid.

Third Place goes to @Ryan Thomas Riddle with:

Chakotya: Ensign Kim, a snake just bit me in the hindquarters... I'm going to need you to suck out the poison.

Second place goes to @JirinPanthosa with:

The world staring contest champion had no idea what he was getting into.

And the winner is @captain crow with:

Chakotay: Do you mind? I'm trying to strangle Neelix.

Here're th' new pictures:

 

[tharpdevenport]

Doctor: "Babies? Sorry, no; Tom still has residual salamander sperm and you're ... well ... going to have a kid only a mother could love. Might love."

 

[Catarina]

Doctor: "Babies? Sorry, no; Tom still has residual salamander sperm and you're ... well ... going to have a kid only a mother could love. Might love."

Are you referring to that awful "here is what your baby will look like" projection?

 

[tharpdevenport]

More like "Here comes the baby. Tail first."

 

[Finn]

Neelix: The drink was so strong I could see the stars streaking by outside these windows!
Janeway: That's ridiculous...

Harry:....*thinking* Boothby in the shower... Wesley studying for the plasma physics final.. Porthos....

Janeway: Don't call me Red

 

[JirinPanthosa]

NEELIX: You know being the cook in a closed community can actually put you in a major seat of power.
JANEWAY: Maybe I had that power once...in a previous life. I get the feeling it didn't turn out well for me though, I think I was in prison.

JANEWAY: I've narrowed the field of potential mates to all males on the ship except for Harry Kim.

JANEWAY: Wait, what was that? Did you...fart?
DOCTOR: I've been experimenting with a new farting subroutine. I've unfortunately found it...difficult to control.

DOCTOR: Can't let anyone know I've been dialing up the new "Male libido" subroutine. Can only sneak quick glances.

DOCTOR: I'm detecting second degree plot burns. You'll be fine by next week, Lt Torres, but if something needs to be done you will have to painedly stagger to the console to just barely do it.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Harry: "Maaannn, I'm so high right now I think I can see a chick in my quarters."

 

[Orac]

Humanoid Resources: Lying down on the job Torres? I'd like to see you in my office.

 

[Ghislaine H. B. BRAEME]

Harry: "Maaannn, I'm so high right now I think I can see a chick in my quarters."

 

[Ghislaine H. B. BRAEME]

Doctor: "Babies? Sorry, no; Tom still has residual salamander sperm and you're ... well ... going to have a kid only a mother could love. Might love."

 

[Orac]

Janeway: I don't know where the cheese went. But I intend to find out.
EMH: The fuck?

 

[Qonundrum]

"So Neelix, tell me about these magical special herbs Kes brought with her?"

"No more Kes, these herbs you gave me made me hallucinate."

"Well Doctor, what say you?"
"Well captain, why did you allow Kes to hand out the herbs in the first place?"

Janeway promptly confined the EMH after he spiked her coffee with herbs.

Janeway didn't figure out the danger of the herbs until it was realized not all species have the same type of digestive system. Like how chocolate kills dogs but humans can't eat enough of it.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Neelix: "What is this party for anyway?"

Janeway: "It's your Going Away Party."

Neelix: "But I'm not going anywhere."

Janeway: "Oh yes you are..." smiles.

 

[Qonundrum]

The history of accidentally leaving an unwanted prop while filming is not a new phenomenon... but I will go out for a coffee...

 

[Leviathan]

Are those 2 trees going to fight or make out?

 

[Qonundrum]

Nemesis guy: "Got wood?"
Chakotay: "I'll show you mine if you show me yours first."
(Nemesis guy strips down)
Chakotay: "Ha ha, got you!" (reaches out and grabs his gun)

 

[Catarina]

Janeway feign smoking: I find the thought of Chakotay strangling you in the woods strangely gratifying.

 

[Orac]

Time for a new contest.. --> link