Contest: ENTER STV Caption Contest #205: Chakotay Goes Apesh*t!

[tharpdevenport]

Guy: "And this little fellow is the Woodcotay, or Chacotayous Woodious. Note how easily he takes to drinking from the bottle, as he lacks the skill to learn bottle drinking."

 

[Herbert]

Thanks for the win @Orac
Man, I really hated this episode but I can't think of any good captions

 

[Leviathan]

Schwartzakotay: Get to da choppa!

 

[Qonundrum]

Commander Chakotay orders the computer to synthesize some trees in the pee corner so nobody would see his wood. Then Neelix shows up...

 

[tharpdevenport]

And that's when they finally caught who had been masturbating on the plants arboretum. Much to their surprise, it wasn't ensign Weinstein.

 

[Orac]

Chakotay: Do you like movies about gladiators?

Do you mind? I'm working on my fan fiction here!

Discouraged by personal rejection and negative comments about a fan fiction he posted on the infranet, Chakotay goes on a murderous killing spree.

 

[Ghislaine H. B. BRAEME]

Schwartzakotay: Get to da choppa!

Indeed, from a certain distance, he could pass for Schwartzie ..

 

[tharpdevenport]

Woodcotay: "Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

 

[IMC Headquarters]

CHAKOTAY: Die shuttle!!! DIE!!!

 

[Finn]

First Officer's Log: It seemed as if the enemy couldn't see me. It was if I was as wooden as the trees around me...

 

[Orac]

Alien bloke: What's that smell?
Chakotay: Oh, that would be me. I've been swimming in raw sewage. I love it!

 

[IMC Headquarters]

The Vidiians couldn't fall down quickly enough...

 

[Catarina]

Guy: "okay, it is a deception. Let's cut to the chase, join us. I glimpsed a place where a two humans like yourselves were in a contest theme stuck in a desert for a year while the mod was on hiatus. At least we have a jungle where our trunks can blend with these trunks and cast shade on our nemesis. "

 

[Orac]

New contest! --> link