Contest: ENTER STV Caption Contest #204: Baby It's Cold Outside

[Finn]

JANEWAY: By the way. I prefer a certain formality on the Bridge. I'd appreciate it if you wore standard uniform when you're on duty.

Seven: We are not on the bridge.

Seven: Is that all, Captain? I have been summoned to the holodeck to appear as a "Kaylon" by Lieutenant Paris.

 

[Herbert]

Torres: I had a little.............accident with the Delta Flyer

 

[Herbert]

Paris: To infinity and beyond!
Torres: That's it. No more 20th Century movies for you.

 

[Orac]

Torres: Something came in the mail for you.
Paris: Oh, what's that?
Torres: Deez nuts! Ha! Gottee!

Torres: Something came in the mail for you.
Paris: Oh, what's that?
Torres: Deez nuts! Ha! Gottee!

 

[Tenacity]

Janeway: "Lost in Space called, they want their space suit back."

 

[Qonundrum]

"Captain, the lumbar support on your chair appears to be loose. What was the reason you called me up here for again?"


(for Finn )

 

[A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees]

Tom: I've...almost... got it... just an inch or two more...
B'Elanna: Tom, of all the things you could have taken with you from the shuttle, why..
Tom: ...SMILE!
B'Elanna: ...did you bring your selfie stick?

 

[IMC Headquarters]

PARIS: Arrr...

 

[A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees]

PARIS: Arrr...

Tom, I know it’s talk like a pirate day, but we’ve got bigger problems...

 

[Mr Soak]

Paris: Why are pirates cool?
Torres: I don’t know, why?
Paris: Because they arrr.

 

[Delta Vega]

Sink fucked again !

 

[Orac]

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