Contest: ENTER STV Caption Contest #204: Baby It's Cold Outside

[Orac]

Welcome to the 204th Star Trek Voyager Caption Contest!

Here are the winners of the 203rd Contest:

First up the Schizophrenic Shenanigans Award goes to @Leviathan with:

Evil HypoSpray: Kill them all...use your powers to crush them!


@Cutie McWhiskers gets the Photoshop Award with:

The Captain's Choice Award goes to @A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees with:

Kate: I'll miss you, Jennifer, but better you than me.


@Doc Mugatu gets Third Place with:

Kes: I love assisting you with this hobby of yours! When can I do it again?

EMH: "Circumcision" is NOT a hobby. It is a medical procedure.

Kes: Shush, here comes Mr. Kim. I'll just take little off the top.


Second Place goes to @IMC Headquarters with:

JANEWAY: I know how to wind up my First Officer.


And the winner is @Doc Mugatu with:

Janeway: Soylent Green Tea maybe made out of people but it is damn refreshing!


Here're th' new pictures..

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Spock (to himself): One day starship components won't be made of old circuit boards, plywood, and whatever the set decorator finds in the studio garbage.

80 year or so into the future...

Vorik (to himself): Thank Surak that these things are no longer made of old circuit boards, plywood and whatever comes from the studio garbage bin.

B'ELanna: I sharted.

Paris: Oh Shat! I sharted into my spacesuit.

 

[Mr Soak]

Vorik: The whatsists are fried, the doohickeys are all broken and there's junk everywhere.
Torres (over communicator): Oh no. We really are in trouble.

Paris: I've heard Klingon women also have two. You're half-Klingon and, well...
Torres: Wouldn't you like to find out. (Creep.)

Janeway (not looking up): My ready room is not a Pokemon Go gym. Please leave. Ooh, Magikarp!

*Unfortunately, the solar winds changed and Tom's face was stuck that way.*

 

[at Quark's]

Tom: Why do I always get itches at places I can't scratch the moment I put on one of these suits?

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Seven: "Would it not be simpler to have this conversation face to face rather than using our devices?"

Paris: "On the plus side, I now have an increased empathy for insects..."

 

[tharpdevenport]

7 of 9: "...Engineering is reporting everything is functioning as should be, no issues with the duty roster this week, and yes -- the crew have noticed your new hairdo."

Janeway: "Excellent."

7 of 9: "And they want you to stop changing it every week. They have had enough of noticing it."

 

[Doc Mugatu]

Vorik's Log: It is only logical that if we are stuck in the Delta Quadrant we should receive free internet and Netflix while also routing it so Species 8472 gets the bill!

 

[Doc Mugatu]

Paris: OH GOD! Let B'Elanna know these pleasure suits she whipped up are FAN-TAS-TIC! It's got me making my "O-face" in record time. Just one thing. She may want to make them self-cleaning!

 

[A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees]

Torres: I'm in love you, Tom.
Paris: I'm so happy, I could burst!
Computer: Warning. Containment failure. Environmental pressure at 900 millibars and falling.
Paris: NOT What I had in mind!

 

[IMC Headquarters]

JANEWAY: By the way. I prefer a certain formality on the Bridge. I'd appreciate it if you wore standard uniform when you're on duty.

 

[IMC Headquarters]

RIDDLE:

How many Vulcans does it take to change a katra?



Thank you for the win!

 

[IMC Headquarters]

PARIS: *@#$! I'M NOT ANTHONY ZERBE!!!

 

[Catarina]

7of9: I am ribbed for your pleasure.
JANEWAY: Did Tom put you up to this?

 

[Orac]

Paris: Where'd th' cheese go?
Torres: I don't know!

 

[penguin44]

I wonder if I left the Sonic Shower on?

Did I do that? (Urkel voice)

Hmph, she may be thinner and younger and have better boobs, but I'm still the Captain!

I Shouldn't have had the leola root and beans for lunch.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

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Paris: Where did that monolith come from?

 

[tharpdevenport]

While male fans of the show cheered on the skin-tight suit, secretly it was known as the You Read Your Lines Wrong Punishment Suit, which was feared and dreaded by women to get into.

 

[Orac]

Torres: Does this EVA suit make my bum look fat?

 

[IMC Headquarters]

PARIS: Who put a pound of itching powder in my EV suit?
TORRES: It must have been the Equinox's evil EMH...

 

[tharpdevenport]

Torres: "Vorik, are you sure you don't want me to call the atomic core reaction specialist?"
Vorik: "No, I am all right."
Torres: "You've been on Vulcan for eighty-three years; technology has advanced in ways even you can't imagine."
Vorik: "Advanced? Right. No matter how much it changes, technology is just a bunch of wires connected to be a bunch of other wires."
Torres: "OH, really? So, what's wrong with it?"
Vorik: "I can't seem to find any wires."
(11:00 in: youtube.com/watch?v=m0rZV2ztOJg)